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"We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." - Thomas Alva Edison

"Atticus told me to delete the adjectives and I'd have the facts." - Scout

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@bepryor Tyreek: "Cherished Crystal. Thou knowest I had rather a thousand ruffians accost me than I harm the babe. The wheels of injustice turn unabated."

Crystal:"Forsooth, my dove. I alone bear the blame and the shame. Oh, unrequited affection didst cause my retort."

[Royally Sage @sage1411]

My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious.

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@KerryGoode You’re an inspiration, Kerry! Always have been. Consistent testimony of humility, faith, and love. God bless and Happy 250! RTR!!!

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@RepBeccaB

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

British man goes viral after realization about America,

“I’m sorry the media in our countries painted you this way. America is rich in culture, scenery, and amazing people. The narrative was false.”

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@mushycrouton Maybe a few more letters of the alphabet and mathematical symbols can help straighten things out. Tons of pronouns don’t seem to help.

[GABRIEL 🪽 @thegabriel72]

Abandoned pup’s insane glow-up thanks to one person’s love – from broken to the happiest fluffball ever! 🐾❤️

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

“We owe America a huge apology, because America is nothing like what the media tells us. Everyone is so friendly, everyone is so accommodating, and I've honestly had the best time.”

Amazing to see all the eyes that have been opened to how amazing America is 🇺🇸🙏🏼

The media has seriously twisted the world’s view of us but everyone traveling to the U.S. for the World Cup has exposed all the media’s lies.

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@KimDerstine @McFaul

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@Talonfell @howie3181 @ScienceMagazine Whale bones on the ocean floor.

TDS sufferers: Trump, Trump, Trump ��

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@AvaLovelaceX @hermionegingol1 @jk_rowling Dude, your bio reads like a poster child for perversion.

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@AvaLovelaceX @jk_rowling Dr Frankenstein would applaud your notion of healthcare.

[🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸 @Real_RobN]

This is:

The United States Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy and Homeland Security Advisor, Stephen Miller:

“The reason why those Americans in North Carolina, those mothers, those fathers, those precious little children, were left to die begging their government for help that never came is because the Democrats turned FEMA into an illegal alien resettlement agency.”

Meaning:

The Democrats said FEMA had NO money and left fathers to die in Maui.

The Democrats said FEMA had NO money and left mothers to die in East Palestine, Ohio.

The Democrats said FEMA had NO money and left children to die in North Carolina.

BUT FEMA had an extra $1 BILLION to spend on illegals, including Social Security, Medicaid, SNAP, and voter registration.

And, as a bonus, they complain that Elon Musk is now a trillionaire.

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@Midwesthomo77 @Lockemalluprn Calm down, Francis. Here

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@MaryLTrump Mary’s one and only thought 😄

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@atensnut 3

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@Waneiac @Patrick_Nealis How about arresting those assaulting ICE staff!

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@konstructivizm Good grief! This is disgusting and infuriating!!!🤬

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@TinaSmithMN So, character really doesn't matter after all. Thank you for the confirmation. But it's not surprising.

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@antiliberal5000 @DailyCaller The problem is the voters in New England have a weird empathy for people like this and vote as if they owe them a favor.

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@Meta0308 @kaitlancollins