Topron

[Topron @Topron01]

@mumwhynot @FABSITEUK @Lovelyretiree Would have been perfect had it been signed off with yours faithfully.

[Topron @Topron01]

@ProfBrianCox Do you think they would go to that corner shop in werneth, next to where Dave Cowell lived?

[Deeper Season @SeasonDeeper]

Retweet if you ever ate digestives with margarine on back in the day.

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

• The Secretary of State for Health receives £151,649. His food is subsidised; his travel, energy & parking free.

• A newly qualified nurse is on £20k- £22k pa, pay £1300pa parking, rely on food banks & pay all of their energy costs.

The Sec of State won’t discuss pay.

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

Do you know why?

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

Admit you're old and Retweet if you know what this is...

[Topron @Topron01]

didn't the actor who played pet e kill himself by Russian roulette?

[John Cooper Clarke @official_jcc]

Sundays with Van 🕶

[Topron @Topron01]

Is that fringe with a M?

[Twinks @tinytwink]

I can’t remember a time my fringe wasn’t damp.

[𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖘 @TheEastEndPoet]

And on a VERY serious note ... xx

[Geri Scott @Geri_E_L_Scott]

Rishi Sunak tells This Morning that if he goes to McDonald's with his daughters they all get the breakfast wrap... as a breakfast wrap aficionado I can confirm they were taken off the menu in March 2020 due to Covid, and in January it was confirmed they will never return!

[Topron @Topron01]

And still a cunt.

[Jess Conrad OBE @Jessconradcom]

@IvanGaskell1 @nomadicrevery @elisjames I don't do humble or short.

[Topron @Topron01]

Cunt

[Jess Conrad OBE @Jessconradcom]

Bye bye Denham.
After 60 years in the showbiz enclave of Denham with stars like Roger Moore, Cilla Black, Margaret Rutherford & Robert Powell at one time all nearby, I've just moved house. 🏡
I'm now a country squire with a bigger house, a farm & 13 acres of land.🧑‍🌾

[Topron @Topron01]

Couldn't imagine how much this brought back loads of memories. And didn't you hate getting a dud.

[Topron @Topron01]

Frank

[Michael's Cat @michaelscat2]

My neighbor threw this kitten out because it was "meowing too much". I guess I have a cat now.. Looking for name ideas!

[Topron @Topron01]

@carpetright.uk bought a carpet from you. Not fitted yet so suggest you don't ask me for feedback before it is. I'm sure it will be fine but wait until job's done?

[Topron @Topron01]

Not me, we had dolphin badges.

[Topron @Topron01]

Nutter

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Led Zeppelin would have been a better band with Freddie Mercury instead of Robert Plant.

[Topron @Topron01]

That's why the Jewish and Muslim way is so good. Dead & buried within 3 days.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Funerals should be scrapped. You just get over the initial sadness of losing a moved one and have to go through it all again. Just have a session down the pub instead.

[Shadow Brewing @Shadow_Brewing]

Bit of a drive for John Travolta, but for any #Hollywood film stars planning to be near #Otley, sure we have a multi-million pound Wetherspoons, but we've also got an independent local microbrewery you could visit and set us up for a year. #SupportSmallBusinesses