Look, I’m all for being passionate about your college sports teams but if you’re not a student or alum of that school quit being so aggressive with rivalries, ya look foolish.. 😂
@torch_gang@chase_brocker I hear he’s dropping a new single next month called “Life is Butterfield Highway” that’ll blow his last single out of the water🤠🔥
There is nothing more horrifying than a middle aged man who just played 18 holes, drank 11 miller lites, and ate 4 golf course hot dogs come up to you and say “hey boss, your shitter is clogged”, expecting you to do something about it...
Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs
Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod