tori 💫

this is like my fifth rodeo and i’m still not too sure what the general protocol is. co-hosting @holymolypodcast

[tori 💫 @torfordd]

Jump start 3rd grade was the best jump start and it wasn’t even close

[tori 💫 @torfordd]

me: mixes berries into son’s oatmeal

son: screaming, crying, throwing up, calling cps, questioning the very essence of my moral fiber

#toddlers

[tori 💫 @torfordd]

Did some incredibly important work today. #Scandoval

[Christa Simon @christa_UXR]

When the only way to understand the latest reality show drama is laying it out in FigJam… https://t.co/ayWwTFmhzO

@figma @BravoTV @BravoWWHL @Andy @chrissyteigen #scandoval #PumpRules #wwhl @torfordd

[tori 💫 @torfordd]

the most stressful part of parenting is when ur teaching ur kid animal sounds, & everythings going great, & then he points to a snail, and he’s looking at u with these big eyes that say “I trust you completely” & you fumble & say “..slurp?” and know that you’ve broken him forever

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

went with my sister to get coffee before thanksgiving dinner the way people on survivor go the water well before tribal council

[Holy Moly Podcast @holymolypodcast]

Listen below, or ~wherever you get your podcasts~

Spotify: https://t.co/Fw60gyPX5m
Apple: https://t.co/M3n3x4Srbi
Soundcloud: https://t.co/z0tYnsgFTR

#themole #themolenetflix

[Holy Moly Podcast @holymolypodcast]

Y'all....we were #blessed to have the one & only @guidedbygreg join the gal's latest gab sesh. We chat The Mole, hear his takes on life & filming the show, and manage to only go down one or two rabbit holes!

If you can listen to only 1 ep of Holy Moly, this is the ONE. #themole

[Holy Moly Podcast @holymolypodcast]

I mean…we can’t just NOT talk about it.

Listen to the NEW ep of Holy Moly to hear us gab and gab about The Mole: https://t.co/QjxVUa1r37

#TheMoleNetflix #TheMole

[tori 💫 @torfordd]

Hi yes can I please get one Kids Corner New York Strip Steak, thanks

[tori 💫 @torfordd]

tried to just argue w my husband that we can’t feed onions to the baby and then realized i’m thinking of cats

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

survivor finale (three hour version) (jeff’s version)

[tori 💫 @torfordd]

@chunkbardey wow ok today I got 1862222 which is like…ok you have me genuinely hooked but then someone fell asleep on the 2 and now I’ll never know how this story ends :/

[tori 💫 @torfordd]

sure, tony soprano was a ruthless murderer, but he also loved dinosaurs. overall pretty endearing imo

[tori 💫 @torfordd]

@BenEvang Pls live tweet ur thoughts 🙏

[tori 💫 @torfordd]

@Elle_Hoffman lol so much that I made a podcast for it 😭 Stephen Baldwin and Corbin Bernsen came back for BOTH celeb seasons, iconique

[tori 💫 @torfordd]

How many people trying to schedule a covid vaccine appointment in nyc are googling “how far is Potsdam” rn? 🙋‍♀️

[tori 💫 @torfordd]

The age requirement for the Robinhood app is 4+ lmao

[tori 💫 @torfordd]

@BenEvang Maybe it’s the volleyball sweatband idk

[tori 💫 @torfordd]

@snackiefem @holymolypodcast Just casually surfing the World Wide Web! 🏄‍♀️