Elle “Ron Donald Stan” Hoffman-Shayowitz

Trivia Master. Once described as vaguely famous looking. Lisa Loeb liked my tweet once.

[Elle “Ron Donald Stan” Hoffman-Shayowitz @Elle_Hoffman]

The ultimate cultural impact of Spy Kids is that all the Bachelors look like Thumb Thumbs.

[sam parker @samprkr]

Grammys absolutely tearing it up while the government collapses… life IS a cabaret I fear

[lana schwartz @_lanabelle]

chappell roan is why it's important we have talent who arent nepo babies - bc you know a famous director's daughter isnt gonna get up there and talk about health insurance!!!

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived the credibility of The Los Angeles Times and The Washington Post. Both newspapers have declined to make an endorsement in the Presidential election.

[Haley Scott @HaleySScott]

I mean this in the gentlest way possible: this is the most embarrassing tweet I’ve ever seen.

[Elle “Ron Donald Stan” Hoffman-Shayowitz @Elle_Hoffman]

These Modern Family WhatsApp (????) ads have such a Hostage Call Energy

[Elle “Ron Donald Stan” Hoffman-Shayowitz @Elle_Hoffman]

I’m on season 9 and it’s so unimaginable Tom can get three sentences together to cheat on Bubba

[Elle “Ron Donald Stan” Hoffman-Shayowitz @Elle_Hoffman]

We all rip on Lea Michele’s literacy while no one checks on Tom Schwartz???

[Elle “Ron Donald Stan” Hoffman-Shayowitz @Elle_Hoffman]

The VPR relationships are such a rich text that they are ultimately the #1 Guy in the group.

[Elle “Ron Donald Stan” Hoffman-Shayowitz @Elle_Hoffman]

If my husband called me “Bubba” .

[Elle “Ron Donald Stan” Hoffman-Shayowitz @Elle_Hoffman]

Just like everything else, Vanderpump Rules was so much more fun before 2020 and *shivers* Pickleball

[Elle “Ron Donald Stan” Hoffman-Shayowitz @Elle_Hoffman]

My Spotify went from Formation to Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl. Hate to give it to em, but the algorithm can rip.

[Elle “Ron Donald Stan” Hoffman-Shayowitz @Elle_Hoffman]

Nothing has flattered me more than multiple friends reaching out to me in the last 6 months for “not shutting up about Chappell Roan since 2022”. Nothing but respect for my fellow Ozarks Queen.

[Elle “Ron Donald Stan” Hoffman-Shayowitz @Elle_Hoffman]

*me as I press ‘Accept All Cookies’* Yes, I am a corporate shill. Take my data daddy.

[Agent 711 @kwp1039]

Happy Thanksgiving from my family to yours! 🦃🦃🦃

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

in honor of his birthday let's remember what mads mikkelsen said about appearing in the music video for "bitch better have my money"

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

No one:

RuPaul every Drag Race episode: Hello, hello, hello

[Otto Fernandez @OttoFernandez]

Don't ever tell me what Jared Leto is doing