Tori 🦋

Im just glad to be here ✨ | AU 🧠🎓| she/her

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

The baddest bitch out of the salad family!

[Tori 🦋 @toriawise]

@GAFollowers @BDalber

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@sipheshezie @BDalber

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@kaylaes_13 @ArmoAlice @Sarahhh_mayyy 😟

[BREEZY SUPREME @BreezyxSupreme]

Male bees die after mating.
That's basically their life.
Honey. Nut. Cheerio.

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

incredible win for all retail workers who’ve had to spend their holidays fake laughing as every other customer says “omg i cant believe theyre making you work today ☹️” while actively being the reason they’re making you work today

[mickey mouse crackhouse @hawkins_calebb]

me february 7th:

[Tori 🦋 @toriawise]

growing up is realizing that you cant just buy postage stamps anywhere ?? like not even office depot ?? 😰

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

Praying for the people that stayed at the Lavista apartments that burned down. 🙏

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said

[Tori 🦋 @toriawise]

@DrewAfualo has helped me decide to stop being nice to men

thats all

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Will Ferrell pulled up to his sons frat party out of nowhere and started to DJ 🔥😂

[Tori 🦋 @toriawise]

@anitalang69 thats a pic of me what do u mean 💀

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@emmanuelpatten @kaylaes_13 🫨

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@BozoPack @BDalber

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twitter is funny today

[Caleb @timesofcaleb]

Send me a surprise alarm and I’ll send your address to Jehovah’s Witnesses

[Tori 🦋 @toriawise]

“Is it Leif Erikson or Lee Ferrikson?”

-Barret G. Dalber

[Tori 🦋 @toriawise]

next person that waves their hand in front of my face (e.g., at the bar, at the gym) is getting it bit off