Tori✨

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[y @ysuckme]

september, be good to us.

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Me: I'll do it at 9
Time: 9:05
Me: Looks like I gotta wait till 10 now 😂

[𝙉𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙝 @theonly_nitish]

Me checking how many days are left till payday....

[💋 @i_amsemaj]

the hardest part of parenting is NOT LAUGHING 😂😂😂

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you warned the Boss 3 months ago this was going to be an issue

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

[Dia mond @fvckdiamond]

No one talks about how relaxing it is to talk to an emotionally intelligent and regulated person.

[rae⸆⸉ ꕤ @swiftfairy_13]

every time i need to save money suddenly i need body wash, conditioner, moisturizer, tide pods, pads, tampons, like it’s never ending and im over it

[🤍. @heauxbusiness]

I’m at that uncomfortable stage of life where I need a car.

[Dr Scarface📍🩺 @king_pearxe]

The longer I work in healthcare, the more I realize who you marry is way more important than when you marry

[B.Rozs ♰ @iambellaroz]

It gets to a point and I’m at that point.

[theHAIRSTYLIST @theonly_fats]

i don't support all women. i hate stupid btches and bad mothers & boy crazy bitches

[Jovy @chimajovita]

One day you're young and the next your eyelid is twitching because of stress

[🍥 @_plegit]

I think we seriously underestimate how difficult it is to find a genuine partner.

[angel🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

y’all ever get a flashback of what someone did to you and just be like damnnn i should’ve shot u.. lmfaooo

[KARI @PrettiGirlKari]

Once you have kids yes you have bigger fish to fry, ALWAYS & FOREVER

[LALa Milan @_Milanmulaa]

ALWAYS boost your child’s self esteem, it starts at home.

[𝑛. 𖤐🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

me telling my supervisor see you tomorrow when I plan on calling out

[Mclynn Kemigisha the_KYAKWERA🖤 @kemigishaMackl4]

The economy alone is a contraceptive!💀