toewee

wow i didn’t know that you’re telling me now for the first time

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING AMERICA. Being Italian is a mental disability,,here's a hint: I COULD HAVE TOLD YOUTHAT FOR FREE. ! It is high time we kick EVERY last WOP, GUINEA, AND DAGO back to the wastes of Sicily where they belong

[eoin @penduglurrrm]

everyday on here

[goonette ☭ @foam__soap]

they really just cancelled British people's One Piece omfg.

[Aditi @aditilrao]

The kind of shit we were told we were carpet bombing Tehran over

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Candles are common in which craft

[Harlo Pippenger 🥕🛠🎀 @PippengerHarlo]

you say you’re “from the hood” yet we found your family’s tomb complex containing complex engraved goods, emblazoned pottery, bronze figurines depicting local deities, and luxury trade goods indicating a more far-reaching trade network than archaeologists had anticipated 💀

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[Muad'Deez Nuts 🇵🇸🔻🏳️‍⚧️ @MuadDeez]

she's not tho is she #loser #inabox

[jared؜ @CHOPCHEESEHENNY]

Transplants when people named Maria Hernandez are in Maria Hernandez Park🤯😳

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Jesus Christ has officially confirmed that she will reprise her role as God in “The Bible”

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

hamburger help us

[armoire @armoirearmoirie]

quel gâchis quand on aura tué tous les riches on pourra même pas les manger

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

I cannot look at another sternum

[Flesh Prison Enjoyer @_theFleshPrince]

If I was in the Odyssey I would have just sailed straight home without worrying about all that stupid bullshit fr

[average lady @girlcloudnine]

Less people are opening the emergency exit to let people into the subway now and I hate it. Do your fucking duty as a new yorker!!!!

[Monique Santificer @MoniqueMonsters]

£12 at home Yoshi miscarriage

[Jack @jackfromohio]

Dumping out the Florida PFAS water and loading up on the NY copepods 😍🫶