Tori Davidson

not that funny but I try

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

This is TOO real

[MONOPOLY PHONIC® (DONK) @MonopolyPhonic]

You know what. Whatever

[Tori Davidson @toridavidson13]

me as a therapist

[trash jones @jzux]

me being a supportive friend listening to my friend say the most insane shit I’ve ever heard in my life

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

[ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal]

“you’re so funny” thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s

[Tori Davidson @toridavidson13]

at what age can everyone accept that I’m not getting married and throw me a shower so I can get fancy registry things

[Tori Davidson @toridavidson13]

@JordanSabolish Yessssss

[lauren @winonaddict]

election day mood.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Meanwhile in PA.

[maha @mahaaaay]

men love saying let’s fucking go. yes. let’s fucking go to therapy big dog

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

I can play it by ear if I have advance notice that we are going to be playing it by ear

[Jeremy Lindenfeld @jeremotographs]

Marcellus Williams should’ve been spared not because he was innocent, but because he was human. Guilty people shouldn’t be executed either.

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

Sexism aside, no candidate for president should talk to any American citizens like this. The president is our representative. He's not our king. He's not our savior. This is how a cult leader talks to his followers, not the way a president talks to free and equal citizens.

[sextina acab-fina @giltcomplex]

this is my dowry

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Did the former VP speak at the Republican convention? No

Did the former First Lady? No
Did the former Second Lady? No
Did the former presidents? No
Did the former chief of staff? No
The people who knew Trump best didn't speak.
Not even Ivanka.

Hulk Hogan spoke, though.

[Tori Davidson @toridavidson13]

just realized I went from one cardigan wearing professional (teaching) to another (therapist)

[Tori Davidson @toridavidson13]

I’ve always loved him

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Afton after being online all day and not getting Taylor Swift tickets.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Parks & Recreation’ star Joe Biden has announced he will no longer be running for President.