tori (she/her) 🟧

UMass Amherst ‘22 | Merrimack MEd. ‘24 | Survivor Fanatic

[tori (she/her) 🟧 @torikelliher]

IF YOU ARE A COLLEGE STUDENT: I have encountered too many people who didn’t fill out their absentee ballot. It’s takes 10 SECONDS to fill out! Be proactive if you want change!!¡¡ #vote

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Democrats have introduced a bill to ban ultra-bright headlights that blind drivers on the road.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

MAGA:

2016 was fair! (Obama was President)

2020 was rigged! (Trump was President)

2024 was fair! (Biden was President)

They’re going to rig 2026! (Trump is President)

Why is Donald Trump so fucking bad at securing elections according to MAGA?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Women's Pro Baseball League has announced the identities of its four inaugural teams: the Boston Hunters, the New York Heights, the Los Angeles Queens, and the San Francisco Firebells.

(https://t.co/9YO6ahKAsT)

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

this is somehow funnier

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Happy 250th, America! ❤️🤍💙

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

KEEP PUSHING FOR ALL DATA CENTRES TO BE ABANDONED

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Trump vows to give long July 4 address even if it is 107 degrees.

(Note: John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe all died on the 4th of July.)

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Esteban @RedSoxAsere]

Hear me out…

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Keke Palmer & ‘Hot Ones’ host Sean Evans were spotted on a dinner date in New York, TMZ reports.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[tori (she/her) 🟧 @torikelliher]

@Survivordle Most votes cast against in a single season?

[Rose 🛸 @revengescores]

Before pride month starts im just gonna say this:

-men’s mental health month is in November

-straight pride isn’t a thing. Nobody has ever been oppressed or killed for being straight

-veterans get 2 months. May and November

So do some research before complaining :)

[rose @wynrosei]

So... just so we're clear... you want me to be afraid of trans women in the women's bathroom because they might be cis men pretending so they can assault women and children... and you think this reflects on... trans women... and not on cis men?

Do I have this correct?

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

the United States’ lack of transit is honestly a global embarrassment

[lucy 🐞 @shapeofmyshadow]

literally nobody in the world knows what this lineup means to me

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

.@chubicki makes his Tonight Show debut to talk #Survivor50 tonight! @survivorcbs #FallonTonight

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

(https://t.co/U0k83hA62K)

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

An absolute honor to be spoken of so highly by someone I admire so deeply. Thank you my friend

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Joe Rogan is such a fake ass bitch crying on his podcast about soldiers being sent to Iran and dying just to turn around and be all friendly with the guy responsible for their deaths.