Tori Loomis

90s kid. Lakeland CC Alumni. CSU Alumni. Office Coordinator. F•r•i•e•n•d•s. I'm pretty boring, what else is there to say?

[Tori Loomis @toriloomis9]

For a short 2 years, you've been nothing but sweet and supportive to me. I will always consider you my second mom. I love you, always❤️

[Tori Loomis @toriloomis9]

@jimmyfallon My dad went to a doctor’s appt where the receptionist asked for his street name. Confused, he reluctantly says “I don’t know.. Big T?” They were asking for the street address he lives on. I immediately changed his name in my phone to Big T. #DadQuotes

[Tori Loomis @toriloomis9]

3 years since I’ve been on here. Follow me on my other platforms at this point since I don’t use this one 😂

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[Tori Loomis @toriloomis9]

@jimmyfallon Thought they were smelling a candle. Nope, I caught #MyWeirdCoworker sniffing a box of crayons. . . what.

[Tori Loomis @toriloomis9]

@jimmyfallon Easiest costume ever to do last minute: Stuart and Stuart’s mom from MadTV! #LastMinuteCostume

[Tori Loomis @toriloomis9]

@jimmyfallon Think: “What Would Betty White Do?” #MyResolutionInSixWords #RIPBettyWhite

[Tori Loomis @toriloomis9]

@jimmyfallon Jingle Bells Palsy #AddAWordRuinAChristmasSong

[Tori Loomis @toriloomis9]

@jimmyfallon We were drinking and played Cards Against Humanities in our hotel room, and my future mother-in-law laughed so hard that she peed her pants and soaked the chair. She changed her pants, sat back in the chair and wondered why her pants were still wet. #TravelFail

[Tori Loomis @toriloomis9]

@jimmyfallon One time, we were watching Family Feud and this was our convo:
Game show: name a state with the most farms, number one answer was Iowa
Me: Iowa?
Mom: ...yeah Tori, potatoes
Me: Mom... that’s Idaho
Mom: Oh, ida-stupid
#MomQuotes

[Tori Loomis @toriloomis9]

@jimmyfallon I’m convinced if I take my snow brush out of my car before June that we will get a huge snowstorm in warmer months. I’m not taking any chances with our bipolar weather in Ohio! #MyWeirdSuperstition

[Crossroads Health - Ohio @Crossroads_Ohio]

Jeanette Schmidt is here to welcome you to our Crossroads Health Willoughby location located on Euclid Avenue.

At our Willoughby location, we have artwork on display to inspire others and reminders of how important self-care is to maintain.

[Tori Loomis @toriloomis9]

@jimmyfallon It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Covid #everywhereyougo #AddAWordRuinAChristmasSong

[Tori Loomis @toriloomis9]

@jimmyfallon I was at my old job where a customer said “thank you” and my brain merged “you’re welcome” with “no problem”, so I ended up blurting out “your problem!”. Like really loud. My manager watched me fail. #IGotBusted

[Tori Loomis @toriloomis9]

@jimmyfallon Before passing the ball, you have to make sure you disinfect the ball with Lysol wipes. #NewFootballTraditions

[Tori Loomis @toriloomis9]

A couple days ago, our family’s Vegas trip came up in my memories for my sister’s 30th birthday and my mom’s 50th birthday. My favorite part was when we saw @backstreetboys live when they had their residency. This 90s baby is coming for you in 2021! @nickcarter is my favorite🤗😂

[Backstreet Boys @backstreetboys]

23 years old today 🙏🏻 So grateful for all the years we’ve been singing these songs with you 🖤 What’s your favorite track from the record?

[Tori Loomis @toriloomis9]

@jimmyfallon Brennan & Dale 2020 “Gotta Have Me My Boats n Hoes!” #MyCampaignSlogan

[Tori Loomis @toriloomis9]

Billy and I are gross😂 and talked about someone shitting their pants and this was the conversation:
“Yeah, you think you farted & you stand up & think ‘oh my god, the warmth is traveling at fast rates!’” & he says “yeah, sisterhood of the traveling pant stain” & I’m crying rn😂

[Tori Loomis @toriloomis9]

@jimmyfallon Oh when I look back now, that summer seemed to last forever. And I had no choice, yeah I had to wear a mask all day. Those were the worst days of my life! #SummerSongs2020

[Tori Loomis @toriloomis9]

People seriously need to stop asking over $200k for a house that’s complete crap kthnx👍🏼

[Tori Loomis @toriloomis9]

@jimmyfallon Not Everybody Loves Raymond. #AddAWordRuinATVShow