tori ☀️🦙

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

had a dream I told a profoundly funny joke to larger and larger audiences, who laughed harder and harder with each telling. woke up in the middle of the night and wrote it down. checked my nightstand in the morning and this was it

[tori ☀️🦙 @torimalstrom]

@POTT_ofgold this outfit rules and you look incredible in it 🖤🔥
i hope you can take that feeling and use it to remind yourself that you can and should wear whatever you want whenever you want 🫶

[Qu(Innocent Stan) @Quinnocent22]

You could say “im finally clean”

[tori ☀️🦙 @torimalstrom]

@RynWeaver gatlin and moody joody ♥️♥️♥️ @gatlin @moodyjoodymusic

[Bindi Irwin @BindiIrwin]

Sharing my journey. 🙏🏼

[tori ☀️🦙 @torimalstrom]

@jackantonoff @bleachersmusic sorry to interrupt your work when you’ve been so clear about your boundaries but i felt i must share

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[tori ☀️🦙 @torimalstrom]

@beccamals as in you’ve always been hot

[tori ☀️🦙 @torimalstrom]

@beccamals the latter

[tori ☀️🦙 @torimalstrom]

@roxiqt devastated there’s no mention of raccoons tho 🦝

[david rind @thedavidrindexp]

tough month to be a balloon

[tori ☀️🦙 @torimalstrom]

@gimme_MONI lmfaooooo read back through his tweets until september you won’t be disappointed

[tori ☀️🦙 @torimalstrom]

art

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

FINALLY someone said it

[tori ☀️🦙 @torimalstrom]

time to bring back this classic

[𝒦. @silknymphe]

Cartier no longer authenticating their bracelets anymore because the fakes are too good and they can't tell the difference is a little funny to me.

[beccamals @beccamals]

E.T. as the collective valentine of me and my friends

[tori ☀️🦙 @torimalstrom]

@xandra719 @beccamals the myscene masquerade madness dvd we randomly got in the mail

[Corbin Groothuis @CorbinGDawg69]

King: Frankincense to offer have--
Joseph: actually Frankincense was the creator, you're thinking of Frankincense's resin

[tori ☀️🦙 @torimalstrom]

@WERTareyoudoing if this was bait you totally got me but tagging @TheGameSnake so they can unlearn the misinformation 😬

[tori ☀️🦙 @torimalstrom]

@WERTareyoudoing nate ruess is the lead singer of fun. and jack antonoff is the <basically everything> of bleachers (for studio recordings. he has a live band for shows)

he did guitar and drums for fun. among other things but not lead vocals