chanandler bong

chronic curiosity

[chanandler bong @torimcclendon24]

She ❤️'s me

[McKenzie Edwards @mckeds]

Judge to client: “Your attorney did an amazing job.”

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

The year is 2034. Supreme Leader Harris has instituted communism and appointed me Outfit Czar. You hear a knock at the door. The government has come to confiscate your dress sneakers.

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

THE HORSES SHOULD GET THE MEDALS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ARE MORE LIKE COACHES

[Sean Marotta @smmarotta]

BigLaw lawyer with Local solo that
50-page brief knows the judge

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

doing work things after houston's power infrastructure crumbled in a cat 1 hurricane and then there was an assassination attempt

[Collin @CopierCollin]

I was without power for 2 WEEKS after Ike in September 2008. Did everyone else not have that same experience? Everyone is acting like the sky is falling after 2 days. It still sucks, I know. The damage from Beryl looks worse than Ike in my part of town.

[ducki’s archive 🏳️‍⚧️ @dxckiii]

wait guys its hot summer nights mid july………………………....

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Litigation is so fun because I cannot fix your problem, but I can make everybody (including you) suffer a little bit

[tima 🪷 @mikasansaa]

"He called it the song of-"

[dragon age fan @dragonagefan67]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[Cato⚜️ @callme_cato2]

PTO ain’t enough I need the whole summer like I’m in college again

[Brandy Mai @crisistalker]

“Alexa, what’s my schedule for today?”

[J🍩ey Bag 🍩f D🍩nuts 🍩 @joeybagovdonuts]

Pamela’s breakfast is still the best in Pittsburgh

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

"What was it like seeing Winterfell and the Wall again?"

Me:

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

Franz Kafka perfectly describes how it feels to try to live