noodlehead

[noodlehead @torisaint]

Do u know every word to every Coldplay song released from 2000-2008 or are u mentally stable??

[noodlehead @torisaint]

Trump should start journaling. I hear it's good

[noodlehead @torisaint]

@noluckem Lurvvvv it

[noodlehead @torisaint]

@noluckem coming up with new names everyday. Fatty butt, bubba, booby, big fatty baby, cute princess girl, the list goes on

[noodlehead @torisaint]

@noluckem It's not! U can do anything u want

[noodlehead @torisaint]

Just maybe...

[noodlehead @torisaint]

Imagine the chaotic energy in the room

[noodlehead @torisaint]

I wanna go to a wedding where the husband and or wife performs a surprise song/dance for their partner

[noodlehead @torisaint]

um. where my tiddies @ ???

[noodlehead @torisaint]

feeling like a shoe from payless today

[noodlehead @torisaint]

dont tlk to me if ur earlobe is attached to ur head

[noodlehead @torisaint]

This week I was suppose to: quit my job and leave for three months travelling. Instead I: just got fired and am not permitted to leave my house 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 god is good

[noodlehead @torisaint]

Lele pons energy

[noodlehead @torisaint]

I had a dream I had a viral tweet. So come on guys, let make this happen. Twitter do ur thing 🙏🙏😌

[noodlehead @torisaint]

Let me paint the scene for u. 8pm. Kitchen table.
Me: crying
Her: tired and annoyed

*honestly i get it and i never want to do my kids homeworks

[noodlehead @torisaint]

Growing up my moms classic line when asked for help with homework was always "listen, I passed (insert class) once already, I don't need to again. Just heard her use that on my sister and I must say....still fkn rude

[whitmer thomas @WhitmerThomas]

I’m doing good how are you?

[harbinger @xxxngel]

charcuterie board

[noodlehead @torisaint]

I just almost just swallowed a NAIL in my soup!!! So disgusting. Nail soup 😡😡😡 @TimHortons