Dating apps be like:
Matt, 30, financial analyst, enjoys craft beer and hiking
Matt, 33, holding a dead fish: “let’s eat pizza and watch the office”
Matt, 28: “if you don’t work out we won’t work out” “go birds” 6’1” because apparently that matters”
happy mother’s day to my beautiful angel in heaven. this day is always so hard for me but i know you’re here with me always. love you. hope dad is up there spoiling you with red roses and wine 🥰