tori 🌜

fighter of the nightman ....... champion of the SUN

[tori 🌜 @torixcvi]

LMFAOOOOO he has had ENOUGH of the protests in front of tesla dealerships

[tori 🌜 @torixcvi]

yawn why is everyone’s coachella fit so BORINGGGGG we are in a boho revival how fucking dare you guys spend thousands to be there and show up in a goddamn shein matching set

[tori 🌜 @torixcvi]

if you don’t like radiohead i’m not convinced you actually were conscious through being a seventeen year old girl

[tori 🌜 @torixcvi]

i’m still mad about it I keep getting ads for his netflix show and I simply cannot watch bc WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THATTTTT

[tori 🌜 @torixcvi]

mulaney’s chin implants piss me OFFFFFF why would he do that like genuinely WHY DID HE DO THATTTT he’s so scary!!!!

[brian @brianonhere]

Do i still need to get a Real ID or did we get rid of that part of the government

[tori 🌜 @torixcvi]

@providenceluvr me 🥸 but it’s really just bc that’s my baby ben wyatt!!!!!!

[tori 🌜 @torixcvi]

celebrity jeopardy is a hard watch sometimes like it’s a good thing you guys are successful in your careers because god damn you really came on this show with 2 operating brain cells

[tori 🌜 @torixcvi]

it’s actually so crazy to me that there are people out there that just define themselves as “not music people”

girl I am so intertwined with every piece of music I have ever heard that it’s an integral part of my genetic makeup

[tori 🌜 @torixcvi]

this was very jeep wrangler coded

[Pop Base @PopBase]

New footage shows the Delta airplane crash-landing at Toronto airport.

All passengers and crew survived.

[tori 🌜 @torixcvi]

mulaney’s chin implants piss me OFFFFFF why would he do that like genuinely WHY DID HE DO THATTTT he’s so scary!!!!

[໊ @buffys]

only twitter and gulf of mexico are allowed to be deadnamed

[tori 🌜 @torixcvi]

I miss when this app was real :/

[tori 🌜 @torixcvi]

this is so wild bc where has he been living we moved past paper straws so long ago brother they are AGAVE

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump announces he’s signing an executive order to end the push for paper straws:

“BACK TO PLASTIC!”

[tori 🌜 @torixcvi]

very serious question why the FUCK are the superbowl commercials already airing on tik tok why am I dodging spoilers for the goddamn super bowl

patience has become a lost art !!!!!!

[tori 🌜 @torixcvi]

like even in a fatal car accident I would way rather be immediately dead on impact in a vehicle than PLUMMET OUT OF THE SKY AND INTO THE OCEAN ALL WHILE ALIVE AND CONSCIOUS LIKE HELLOOOO???

[tori 🌜 @torixcvi]

I feel like what people don’t understand about the whole plane vs car accident debate is like yes obviously it’s a higher likelihood that I’d get into a car crash than a plane crash BUT jesus fucking christ a plane crash is a 40000x more horrifying scenario than a car accident?

[F Train Freddy @FtrainFreddy]

I’m ok with my tax dollars being used for school lunches

[tori 🌜 @torixcvi]

I hate a BBL in the gym like genuinely don’t pmo

[tori 🌜 @torixcvi]

the discourse on that IUD tweet is an example of going so far left that you wind up becoming right wing …… why are we acting like she didn’t have a choice in the matter, why are we infantilizing the woman and acting like it isn’t HER sex life too??? you guys are INSUFFERABLE