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Lurk regularly - Post inconsistently

[Ted @tormenTed]

@didtheswanswin any chance you'd consider joining us and asking your weekly question over at Bluesky?

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@sydneyswans Impressive for a 28yr old but even more so an 8yr old.

He has had a fantastic season for the most part. Well done!

[Ted @tormenTed]

@aintscarylarry My guess, when he wakes and sees himself in the mirror each morning he doesn't like that he looks paler, sicklier and older every day. He adds layers to his face in the same way he adds lies to stories, more lies equals truth in his mind, and mirror.

[Ted @tormenTed]

@MattHighton Had no idea who Brian Blessed was until today, but I could get behind a Season 6 cameo from him based on this pic alone.

https://t.co/dIaVPDX16E

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Apologies to anyone who thought the worst but I think my question got Brian Blessed trending

[Ted @tormenTed]

Copy any basta thin into a quite sweet, clanging one butter each mime until tie original wearing is unintelligible.

[Ted @tormenTed]

@theprojecttv There's a vast difference between "planned" and "enquired" in this context. Boris' reality is stupid enough, why mislead?

Only mention in last line:

"Johnson had enquired about using military action in the Netherlands to ‘raid’ COVID vaccines for the UK."

[Ted @tormenTed]

@Peter_Fitz Hopefully he intends to make a lot of noise around his change of mind, particularly after the damage re-wording a catch aussie classic can do with exactly the type of uninformed quick bytes he fell for initially.

[Ted @tormenTed]

@DannyDeraney John Prine - Bruised Orange

[Mooooooooose @ItsMooooooooose]

I see that WTF is X is trending. I have published a guide so that we all can identify the new terminology and what it means. If you know X is to be pronounced "Sh," you will have it down in no time. Note this is an updated version after receiving many suggestions from Volume 1.

[Tin Doom 😑 @PajamaStew]

You wake up holding the wounded bird from your dream. Its wings tremble against your naked chest.

You carry it down the forest path to your friends who also hold small colorful birds. Then one by one you toss the birds gently into an ugly black pit as you say, "Twitter."

[Ted @tormenTed]

@austmus can you help me out with identifying this #insect

[Ted @tormenTed]

I was fascinated by this tiny creature yesterday and still very curious to know what it is? Any #entomologists out there? This was as good a pic as I could get and for reference it is about the size of a ladybug (but taller). I don't think it's an ant but I have NFI

[Ted @tormenTed]

More photos of the tiny dude on his travels.

[Ted @tormenTed]

I was fascinated by this tiny creature yesterday and still very curious to know what it is? Any #entomologists out there? This was as good a pic as I could get and for reference it is about the size of a ladybug (but taller). I don't think it's an ant but I have NFI

[Ted @tormenTed]

I agree it does look like a uterus, but since when is a lone uterus X-rated? #AFL23 #AFL #AFLW

[Ted @tormenTed]

Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Dexter and iZombie

[Tell-Tale TV @TellTaleTV_]

Tell us the name of a TV show you’ve watched in its entirety more than twice! 📺👇

[Ted @tormenTed]

Pretty confident the venn diagram showing transphobes attacking Thorpie and misogynists attacking Dan would just be a circle.

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@theyearofelan @chrissyteigen And perfect to compliment #duckageddon

[Ted @tormenTed]

@maskedscheduler Maybe #duckageddon is the madness you need in all of this.

https://t.co/RHbM33e9lT

[The Chaser @chaser]

#duckageddon

[Ted @tormenTed]

#duckageddon needs a champion like @RexChapman or @FredSchultz35 to make sure the duck wins!

[The Chaser @chaser]

#duckageddon

[Ted @tormenTed]

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for ducks like you. #duckageddon