ElbowMaxxing

Relaxing stressfully.

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

experts confirm there's gonna be a motherquake measuring 9.9 on the cunter scale in king's landing tonight

[naninha @naninhaa_lol]

única coisa que eu faria pelas costas do meu namorado é aperta a bundinha dele

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

If vaginal dryness was a person.

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

we have one

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Valid crashout tbh

[Synth Potato🥔 @SynthPotato]

CD PROJEKT RED! Purchase Mass Effect and Dragon Age, and my life is yours

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

girls will see a picture of themselves from the lowest moment of their life and be like “omg I was so skinny…”

[Wokeicent @wokeicent]

THAT'S MY KING PRONOUNS ARE MO/NARCH

[✧ mimi ✧ @1wanttobelievee]

we as a society moved on from grace ashcroft way too soon

[ᨳ mimi 🎀 @strawberrmi]

i feel so bad for eiland here but this shit makes me laugh every time😭😭😭😭😭

[Tata @villaneluthvr]

Her lesbian situationship is fucking another woman she will get there like she’s the flash

[Gift🎁🧧 @belikegift6]

is she a good queen? no. But is she driving the story? also no. And can her dragon fight? clearly not. Does she even want to rule? not really. but does she learn from her mistakes? also no. But does she have a plan? like not at all. And does she have any idea what’s going on? Also no #Hotd

[Welcome to Elderfield - WISHLIST NOW/PLAY DEMO 👁️ @ElderfieldGame]

BREAKING NEWS!

Welcome To Elderfield is launching on September 10th 2026 📰

There’s no time to wait for the next harvest, you must prepare yourselves immediately and mark your calendars. This is a release you will want to stay up all night for… mind the creatures under your bed!

[Fields of Mistria ✨ Out now in 1.0 @FieldsofMistria]

Fields of Mistria 1.0 is here!✨

Thank you to everyone who's joined us on this journey, shared feedback, showed us your farms, created fan art, and loved Mistria as much as we do. 1.0 is just the beginning. 🌱
Download on Steam: https://t.co/eftWXieZ6p

[Jas 💥 @kamayart]

Happy #FieldsofMistria
full release day!! 🌠

[Crimson Moon @CrimsonMoonPM]

Crimson Moon | September 1st | $19.99. Wishlist now.

[marshall D @amazing13_13]

If I hadn't documented this with a camera, no one would have believed me

[️️ً @lsmcooke]

rhaenyra’s strongest (and most stressed) soldier. 0/10 peace of mind. 10/10 crisis management.

[guilérme @DesturbioMental]

ai fiquei triste com a cena dos dragoes brigando nao é justo juntarem 3 num orfão autista dislexo caipira de boca torta