ElbowMaxxing

Relaxing stressfully.

[ari runeys☾ @serizah]

got seperated from my partner in big walk and when i found him he was holding this

[ro🫧 @silovsparty]

i miss when this video was all over the tl

[ryz 🔱🌊 @RyzzieMcGuire]

i’m so pro rhaenyra that when this shit happened i went “yessss separation of church and state”#houseofthedragon

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

"You're absolutely right, he was trying to kill you. Would you like me to look up some funeral homes in your area?"

[˥ǝɓuɐ @wackyangle]

ppl hate flock cameras and then buy meta glasses like baby u are the flock camera

[fizzy_movies @Fizzy_preton]

This is hilarious 😂💀

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

experts confirm there's gonna be a motherquake measuring 9.9 on the cunter scale in king's landing tonight

[naninha @naninhaa_lol]

única coisa que eu faria pelas costas do meu namorado é aperta a bundinha dele

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

If vaginal dryness was a person.

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

we have one

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Valid crashout tbh

[Synth Potato🥔 @SynthPotato]

CD PROJEKT RED! Purchase Mass Effect and Dragon Age, and my life is yours

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

girls will see a picture of themselves from the lowest moment of their life and be like “omg I was so skinny…”

[Wokeicent @wokeicent]

THAT'S MY KING PRONOUNS ARE MO/NARCH

[✧ mimi ✧ @1wanttobelievee]

we as a society moved on from grace ashcroft way too soon

[ᨳ mimi 🎀 @strawberrmi]

i feel so bad for eiland here but this shit makes me laugh every time😭😭😭😭😭

[Tata @villaneluthvr]

Her lesbian situationship is fucking another woman she will get there like she’s the flash

[Gift🎁🧧 @belikegift6]

is she a good queen? no. But is she driving the story? also no. And can her dragon fight? clearly not. Does she even want to rule? not really. but does she learn from her mistakes? also no. But does she have a plan? like not at all. And does she have any idea what’s going on? Also no #Hotd

[Welcome to Elderfield - WISHLIST NOW/PLAY DEMO 👁️ @ElderfieldGame]

BREAKING NEWS!

Welcome To Elderfield is launching on September 10th 2026 📰

There’s no time to wait for the next harvest, you must prepare yourselves immediately and mark your calendars. This is a release you will want to stay up all night for… mind the creatures under your bed!