Dr. Rod

Retired Navy Submariner. Doctor of Education. Senior Director of Organizational Development. Husband. Dad. Let’s Go Kraken. Tridents Up

[Dr. Rod @torpedoman69]

@emilyjobot Funny. That’s what my wife does. You guys been talking?

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Well….i can’t wait see what the audit says about that. @SeattleKraken

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@KrakenCanada Too busy “auditing” themselves. What a sham.

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Maybe we should start requiring @TSA agents to put their badge number on the inspection paper they put inside our baggage when they inspect it. When budget time happens, I could give a shit if they EVER get paid. Where do I send the bill for ruining fucking everything in the bag?

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@cougsgo @Softykjr So we should be happy about having a crappy newspaper and crappy reporters because…….we have a newspaper in town? Fantastic business model.

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@ilyasleftnipple @PWHL__Seattle Who knows? She has never been to Seattle. Maybe she will learn about the city culture and change her tune a bit. Maybe she won’t….who knows?

[Dr. Rod @torpedoman69]

Seattle Torrent fans: we want strong players so we can have a great team.

Also Seattle Torrent fans: Except that person or that person. #SeattleTorrent #neverhappy

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@TMZ Water’s wet. Sky is blue.

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@Angry_Staffer That mfer is so fat that his presidential photo is from an aerial view.

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@Gosleepriya 116

[Dr. Rod @torpedoman69]

Only thing missing is cases of Brawndo. It’s what plants crave.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Travis Pastrana doing backflips in front of the White House.

America, fuck yeah.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Travis Pastrana doing backflips in front of the White House.

America, fuck yeah.

[Dr. Rod @torpedoman69]

@barstoolsports Anyone got an extra case of Brawndo?

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@rolo_tomase @ThexyBeatht_2 @LePapillonBlu2 @NHarris5758 And some Brawndo.

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@robcutmore @NicoleCutmore It does seem that way.

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@robcutmore @NicoleCutmore Dammit….i thought you were a Lord….i am so confused. 😂😂

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@EmeraldCityHky @SasquatchNHL This is typical of the franchise. Over promising, under delivering.

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@ronsterd89 Buster Browns

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@AntiLeftMemes It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature…

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@1Nicdar And my mom still wouldn’t buy me one.