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this shit sucks so bad fuck this | a hater and a bully vague tweeting my neurotic brainwaves towards you

[bl**ne @alphatransfag]

the tiktokiztion of the concept of homonormativity has made people incapable of understanding sexuality beyond three discrete categories of “queer [enlightened, me, perfect and special]”, “cis gay [derogatory]”, and “hetero”

[pédé 🕷️ @torpidApathy]

lord ive seen what youve done for others

[nasty african girl ⚢ @dykezillaa]

asked this stud I hooked up with at pride what she does for a living she said she robs people

[pédé 🕷️ @torpidApathy]

@BigFunkyJ happy birthday!

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

special needs guy at work got arrested for trying to meet up with a minor and i’m the only person at work who thinks he knew what he was doing. everyone else feels bad for him

[edef @edefic]

@puella_meiberu these guys discover r/cooking
> Why Is Reddit Facilitating At-Home Meal Preparation?

[pédé 🕷️ @torpidApathy]

sexy back coming on the radio as soon as the nurse leaves to room so i can collect self swabs is crazy

[pédé 🕷️ @torpidApathy]

@forpetalssake kinda related

[pédé 🕷️ @torpidApathy]

@forpetalssake this one was about me

[yo girl Amy !! 🛸 @reeturn2sender]

PLEASEEEEEE DOES ANYONE HAVE MORE OF THESE KINDS OF IMAGES

[doggy silverpaw @h4ng3dbyh4l0s]

"my boyfriend is soooo fruity" your boyfriend looks visibly uncomfortable when you're in public together and start calling him gay

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

it’s so cool how completely insane everyone is becoming

[pédé 🕷️ @torpidApathy]

i love their videos i wish theor director wasn't a zio

[#antisogger 🚱 #go3spoilers @thatfoureyedone]

Twitter user: this director included a scene of a character eating a baby! That’s morally reprehensible!

Me: okay but that doesn’t mean the director thinks eating babies is good

twt user babyeater3000 #babyeatingtwt: yeah it depends on context

Me: yeah exactly thank y—hmm.

[Wings Ding @gayvelor]

the trolls texting the kids out of linear order:

[pédé 🕷️ @torpidApathy]

@repenetrator tribe 8 i will go to war for you

[World's Biggest Paving Slab @_Godotto]

Gerard Way lore is actually funny as fuck

Dude's main aim was to be a comic writer but as a result of 9/11 wound up with a long-term side gig of being an international rock star who was one of the biggest artists for a generation

And then went back to writing comics

[pédé 🕷️ @torpidApathy]

i dont give af if ur nonbinary. upkeep your eyebrows 🤨