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'Tort' - Texas Tech, Fireball, the Dallas Cowboys, Davy Crockett's Nephew🌵🫓 #JakePauler #PaintinMannin

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11-1 SEC team just ended their season at home with 3 points in a loss to a team from a conference whose champion finished 7-5

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The hypothetical wins for ND today are comical. Did we collectively forget they lost to both of those teams?

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I was told the G5 games would be the boring ones...

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Not deleting this for integrity reasons

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Am I delusional to think Jake Paul is going to KO Anthony Joshua?

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@TCUCarterBoys @felipe4prez "A fan of a big 12 fan" lmao u want a second try at that sentence?

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@HeismanTrophy @espn @HeismanTrophy I want to vote for #JacobRodriguez

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@TexasTechFB How can you not be romantic about Texas Tech

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@ChrisLevel

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@HornSports

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@jacksettleman @WillBPollard You're*

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Thank you @JoeyMcGuireTTU

Thank you @CodyC64

Thank you @TexasTechFB

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@GregAbbott_TX THEY LOST TO FLORIDA YOU STUPID FUCK

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@jacksettleman You're so stupid. If the Florida loss is a quality loss, then A&M's win over Florida is a quality win. You can't argue both sides at the exact same time.

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Cryin' in my cubicle rn

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@JoshPateCFB @JoeyMcGuireTTU Lubbock loves Josh Pate

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Turkey day

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@TexasFootball Built for Bowl Games🔥

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