tortulla

tortulla

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he say he hungry this tortussy the kitchen

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@KANUEVlP me when nora was busy petting her roomie’s kitty (SO FUN. some

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they should do 4/20 for soup

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would do anything for tortulla

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it should be called 10 fast 10 furious

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The next ‘Fast & Furious’ film is titled ‘FAST X’

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@markdelfiggy live ur truth

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someone of you are annoying and some of you are Very annoying. make of that what you will

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@ImpressDeath it’s ok we all have our flaws

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@xx_y1kes_xx exactly

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happy birthday marijuana

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sorry for minimal tweeting i’ve been busy trying to think of something funny to say

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filling up the brita all the way to the top is the equivalent of doing like 6 other chores. they don’t teach you that in home ec but it’s true!

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@HaikuNeMiku they should’ve added a fourth verse about that

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what if a girl wants to lie AND take her clothes off

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@bloodthirsyvmp this would definitely make him panic

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@FlunkeyMonke

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good morning

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@FlunkeyMonke ok Hater

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i’m going to eat pasta for dinner and it’s going to be the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me

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i’m experiencing brain damage

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@joegattofan slay

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@FlunkeyMonke not Early but let me make my little jokes damn 🙄