the phantom of oracle park

paulie • 24 • they/them • sports account for @paulie2099 • mainly sf giants + wsh capitals

[the phantom of oracle park @torturebaseball]

i compiled all the televised ejections of 2022 sf giants players and kapler! there were 16 total. timestamps are in the description https://t.co/iU9LaWuj03

[anna (In Play, Out(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

hearing that zohran's first move as mayor will be to repossess this useless concrete mausoleum in the bronx and turn it into an affordable hosing unit 😍 wow!

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Baseball bats should be sized proportionate to each player’s erect сосk. Likewise tinyballed pitchers would climb to the top of the league

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

Rookie dress up day never misses 🤌

[Sammi Silber 🏒 @sammisilber]

Meanwhile, Evgeny Kuznetsov is trying out goalie.

(📸: shumi_agency/Instagram)

[Northwest Trek Wildlife Park @NorthwestTrek]

Sweet moments of Samson the bison calf snuggling his mom, Sunny! 🥰

[the phantom of oracle park @torturebaseball]

padres pleaseee blow his arm up.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Shohei Ohtani will be the starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers tomorrow night against the San Diego Padres.

[the phantom of oracle park @torturebaseball]

did i mishear or did espn just call him “young hoo lee” 😭 come on

[the phantom of oracle park @torturebaseball]

@p1nfluencer YAYYY CONGRATS

[the phantom of oracle park @torturebaseball]

the twins city connects really are so beautiful

[the phantom of oracle park @torturebaseball]

better than the previous ones imo. i know they were lucky but you all gaslit yourselves into liking them

[the phantom of oracle park @torturebaseball]

okayyyy!!!! i actually like these better than a lot of city connects

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

The #SFGiants wear San Francisco’s remix. Every detail samples the city’s energy and flips it into something bold and fresh

[the phantom of oracle park @torturebaseball]

@mmeclavine combo of both with the caveat that power rankings are all fake anyways

[the phantom of oracle park @torturebaseball]

a rare likeable dodger

[g 🎀 @pgisell_]

MY GOAT FOREVER

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

FOREVER.

[knox @showponyboyx]

cant believe this guy is abt to beat gretzkys record

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

A Captain and his history-making crew

#Gr8ness

[kyle @kgeich]

Oh my god the RAV4 just hit Casty

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

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