Victoria Greenwood

wife, mother and chocolate lover....

[Victoria Greenwood @torworwor]

@Daily_Express Oh no. What a terrible shame.

[Victoria Greenwood @torworwor]

@lewisa95 Everyone knows who it is.... Absolutely pointless carrying this facade on.

[Victoria Greenwood @torworwor]

@TMZ Oomph!! In the UK, despite everyone knowing who the unnamed celebrity is, nobody is allowed to say anything yet but you've just let the cat out ofthe bag and I'm here for it. What other secrets can you say that we can't?! Do it!

[Victoria Greenwood @torworwor]

@pipmacgtr @DuncanLindsay Heartbroken about this. They're my favourite couple.

[Victoria Greenwood @torworwor]

@entylawyer This one is too far out of the realms of possibility for me. A Markle somewhere down the line would not have been able to shut up about this and someone out there would have made a fortune blabbing. Nah, I don't believe this one.

[Victoria Greenwood @torworwor]

@BBCNews I'm emigrating then.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Erling Braut Haaland.

[Victoria Greenwood @torworwor]

@absolutelyamyyy When you go into the Halfords bike section and it smells of tyres..
And new books to be a little less weird.

[Victoria Greenwood @torworwor]

@Catters61 Oopsie!

[Victoria Greenwood @torworwor]

@XOQueenEsther This is my favourite lie of all I think. It's so far from the realms of reality and not that well acted unfortunately but nice try.

[Victoria Greenwood @torworwor]

@SkyNews You have spelt 'separate' incorrectly. It's bothering me. Probably more than it should to be honest but still, it's irksome. Thanks!

[Victoria Greenwood @torworwor]

@GMB Or, Judy was totally suspicious and acted like a Traitor so was banished because of it and Netty chucked herself on to Ross making it clear to everyone that they knew each other and so was murdered to throw heat on to him. Stop making issues were there are none.

[Victoria Greenwood @torworwor]

@ITV I only have got strong thoughts on two so far. Moth is definitely Keisha from sugababes and I think Can of Worms is Matt Lucas. No idea about the rest!

[Victoria Greenwood @torworwor]

@Mystifeye I cannot tell you how irritating I'm finding "learns" and "harms".

[Victoria Greenwood @torworwor]

@ViQueenie I wish she would put her feet away. They must be manky.

[Victoria Greenwood @torworwor]

@unreMARKLEble Oh, thank goodness she invented parenthood so she can tell us all what to do. I would never have thought of these things all by myself. 🙄

[Victoria Greenwood @torworwor]

@ViQueenie Harry talks, Meghan interjects. Does she not watch these things back and learn from them?

[Victoria Greenwood @torworwor]

@unreMARKLEble I agree with you on this. She's done a remarkable job of stripping him of all of his identity, other than being known as The Duchess of Sussex's husband.

[Victoria Greenwood @torworwor]

@piersmorgan He's so petulant and entitled. Another day, another waaaahfest from The Sussex Squad.

[Victoria Greenwood @torworwor]

I wonder why the world thinks the Americans are all as mad as a box of frogs. Crikey. There is nowt wrong with quietly having a brew with the King rather than all this rigmarole. #Inauguration2025