Dhruva Patar

I put the PRO in PROCRASTINATE. So what else do u expect?

[Dhruva Patar @tossed_n_turned]

@hatman Jeg er eldre…

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I just published The Secret to Product Management: Empathy https://t.co/sC6ewT0Dxd

[Dhruva Patar @tossed_n_turned]

@arunbothra Animals were harmed while making this pair of jeans.

[Abijit Ganguly @AbijitG]

If I earn money, Nirmala tax leti hai, if I spend money then also Nirmala usme tax leti, if I don't earn or spend both and my money is just lying in investment, Nirmala uska bhi tax leti hai.
And best baat agar Mai tax deta hu, uspe bhi additional cess hai, toh usmei bhi Nirmala ek aur tax leti hai.

[Manjit Singh Ghuman @manjitghuman58]

Think 🤔…

[Dhruva Patar @tossed_n_turned]

Can a driving licence be suspended for 2 no entry Challan ? @MTPHereToHelp

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The longer you stay in a startup as an employee, the more difficult it gets to get a traditional job role in the open market

#startuplife

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Real wealth is created by evading taxes. That’s why middle class is the poorest.

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@abhijeet_dipke @RailMinIndia Me trying to manoeuvre corporate life

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India will now have Lokhand Manas but the suit will be run on manpower as he won’t be able to afford the Electricity Bill

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@KamalaHarris That’s what he said…

[Harsh Patel @harshpatel777]

⁦@tossed_n_turned⁩ ? You sure ?
@Nikhil_87

[Dhruva Patar @tossed_n_turned]

Users with their Dashboard vs Product Team with their Inner Joins

Developers with their Merge Requests vs #git with its Conflicts

#productlife #product #productmanagement #sqlhumour #developerlife

[Dhruva Patar @tossed_n_turned]

@Olacabs Are your recovery agents allowed to abuse?

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To Us,
- From the Land of the Setting Sun.
Oslo a city of kindness and soul. We can totally imagine ourself actually living here.
With @colourdivine
Thanks to @visitoslo to make our vacation so easy any stress free https://t.co/mUr5amuQNN

[Dhruva Patar @tossed_n_turned]

@theniyo It is working in Oslo but why were most of my transaction declined in Tromso. Is your service only limited to big cities?

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@theniyo my payments are getting declined in POS machines. This is a pathetic service. How can you do this to users who have no other means to pay but use other bank credit cards. What is the point of your service. This happened thrice in 2 days

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Just posted a photo @ Tromsø, Norway https://t.co/WgLqwfklvo

[Dhruva Patar @tossed_n_turned]

@theniyo Card Declined again… This is bullS#!t

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@theniyo Wait there is more

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@theniyo Here is the hilarious conversation that I had with your team