Jack Lakey

Newspaper reporter, husband, hockey dad, poker player, victim of horse racing

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@NickKouvalis T.H.U.G.

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@Scottski91 @TorontoStar People parked on the sidewalk to run into the bakery next door

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Drivers are being blindsided by this sunken catch basin on Birchmount Rd. @TOStarfixer http://t.co/gvbLYGTF6H

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@kinsellawareen Thanks, buddy

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Brad Ezra needs a liver but doesn't have Eugene Melnyk's luck or the appeal of a precocious child. Please retweet. http://t.co/L0psPfuXfy

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@mooreintheam But it looks like blowhard cranky pants found the reporters. That's what sets Con rallies apart

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Here's the difference between a billionaire and the rest of us, when it comes to getting a life-saving donor organ: http://t.co/L0psPfdlQY

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@shayman I'm in editorial. Promotions is another department

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@JoyceCarolOates Couldn't you be a little wordier in your tweeting analysis? You must have really reached to cook up this one

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@chris_koserski Yep, I'm all about slim and trim. Thanks for the heads-up. I've been hacked by belly fat many times. I'm finally signing up

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@ThreeStarPet like the 10th time now. Thanks for the alert. And for the record, I'm OK with belly fat, as long as it's not mine.

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@DaveTrafford @dmrider Rob Ford would have moved much sooner on that file

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@annhui @norm I guess it's OK for waiters, but I've seen hockey players trying to jam that little bun under their helmet. It's gotta stop

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@annhui @norm And what's with guys who use an elastic to tie up their hair in a creepy little bun, about where their bald spot should be?

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@sunlorrie now that's a really bad comparison

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@nothtorontoguy Think they'll be there tomorrow? If yes, I might go take a look

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@northtorontoguy @andrewe Is it only a weekday problem? I'll go take a look Monday. Thanks for letting me know

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@OccupyToronto @EdtheSock @AndyLehrer @MsAmyMacPherson @JesseBrown I stick to my knitting, but if there's a hole in a sock, I'll darn it!