M. Simon

Raised #E17, schooled #Glasgow, living #Nice06. Leaning left, loving liberté, égalité et fraternité. Vintage #neurodivergent. Pron: darling 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺

[Fun Viral Vids @Fun_Viral_Vids2]

We were absolutely floored by the millions of you that watched us make silly water sillouettes on our driveway last summer. We are starting out the summer the only way we know how, and this time it’s all about movies! What else do you want to see? We have a whole summer ahead, a driveway and a hose. The possibilities are endless!!!

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Anthony Head was an Ambassador for Battersea Dogs and Cats home for more than two decades. Thanks for everything Tony x

[M. Simon @totallygone]

God knows.

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@Be_like_legend Fixer

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@fw_naetoblaq I wake up at 06:00 every morning, whether I’ve had a late night or not. I lift weights every day to pump endorphins into my body. By 11pm I am tired. Alcohol disrupts my sleep, so I avoid it. I’ve found, 28 years post-diagnosis, that this is the only thing that works for me.

[Richard Moore @XChiefMI6]

I dreaded this news. So sad to get off a long flight and learn that my dear friend Alex Younger had died. Alex was the best of #MI6 - high intelligence, low ego, driven - beneath the affable exterior, deeply moral, kind, fun and irreverent. And an ace spy. RIP.

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@kellytheboss7 There’s NO evidence to suggest *anyone* thinks in straight lines. With 25+ years post-diagnosis experience living, coping, thinking and writing with #ADHD, I’m pretty sure it’s the hyper-awareness and meta-thinking that make us more aware of the uncanny randomness of inner life.

[Rupert Myers @RupertMyers]

The late, great former head of MI6 Sir Alex Younger in his own words on Brexit

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@DrNeilStone They are dogs, a’lickin’.

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@TweetOfGod launching #PrideMonth at @tcddublin

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@floboflo Corned beef—what unfresh hell!

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

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@JoyceCarolOates While we’re on the subject of presidents, it’s fair to say that Bill Clinton’s flash fiction ‘I Never Inhaled’ was the death knell of high culture.

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@fw_naetoblaq Put a large pile of laundry on The Chair that you’ve assigned as laundry-bearer.

The stage is set.

[Jarett & Lilly @1JLVSTW]

😂😂😂

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

This is what Trump's done to the people's house:

A third of it is rubble.

Another third is a cage match.

What a metaphor.

[bongani madondo @bonganimadondo]

@dieworkwear @marangdream Sonny Rollins: “I try to envision the eternity of the universe, I guess that’s bigger than thinking of coming back as a musician again: Maybe next time around just playing a little better. This life made me think more about what it means to be a human being, a good person."- Newk

[M. Simon @totallygone]

@be_like_ice Leaving something boiling on the stove helps me remember to get off the couch.

[Mambo Italiano @mamboitaliano__]

🚨 The real masterminds and backstage geniuses behind the rose petals falling from the Pantheon’s oculus on Pentecost Sunday?

The Rome firefighters!

Italy at its finest 🇮🇹🔥