Mr. Annoying

I'm an angry IT guy.

[Mr. Annoying @totallyjaded]

@netflix I'm impressed that after all of your years of experience, you've still got that plucky spirit.

I didn't think you had it in you, but you've fucked up your capacity planning like you're a startup. Bravo, old man.

[Mr. Annoying @totallyjaded]

@FanaticsSupport I have Shoprunner. Everything in my cart says "eligible". So why are you still shaking me down for $7.99 shipping?

[Mr. Annoying @totallyjaded]

@AskCiti I gave up after 20 minutes of waiting for a fraud specialist and used another bank's card.

If this means you're closing my Citi accounts, that's fine. I'm certainly not spending the better part of the afternoon waiting to talk to someone to close them.

[Mr. Annoying @totallyjaded]

@Citi You're one of the largest banks in the world, and you've got me on hold for over 12 minutes waiting for a fraud specialist to re-confirm that I want to make a purchase I've already confirmed.

Thank you for reminding me why I do almost everything with @AmericanExpress

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@KeychronMK "I don't need another keyboard... I don't need another keyboard... I don't need another keyboard... I.. I need a keyboard that coordinates with my coffee table!"

[Keychron @KeychronMK]

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[Mr. Annoying @totallyjaded]

@TeamYouTube On a browser with an adblocker, it looks like this when they do PiP ads (which is how it is broadcast). On the Android TV app without an adblocker, YTTV overlays the feed with sponsored ads.

Note that this is on CNBC.

[Mr. Annoying @totallyjaded]

@YouTubeTV Can you PLEASE fix your stupid ad overlays? Every time @NBCOlympics goes picture-in-picture, you block coverage with ads.

[Mr. Annoying @totallyjaded]

@ATTHelp @att
So I can't port out to a carrier that isn't broken, because getting my port PIN requires me to be able to receive a text message from you.

Well played, AT&T. Well played.

#outage

[Mr. Annoying @totallyjaded]

@ATT I see the outage also seems to prevent registering devices for wifi calling. Does your outage also extend to causing problems porting out to another carrier?

[Mr. Annoying @totallyjaded]

@IndivisibleMich @kyledcheney $0.97

Have you never shopped at Meijer?

[Cheri DiNovo @CheriDiNovo]

You know who's not on the Epstein list? Drag Queens who read children stories in libraries

[Mr. Annoying @totallyjaded]

@surface 2400x1600

[Mr. Annoying @totallyjaded]

If you're not following @dionnewarwick, you've been missing out, and I feel sorry that your life is so incomplete.

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

This is absolutely ridiculous. If you are going to lie on my name, at least lie about something cool.

“Revealed: Dionne collaborates with Rihanna on new album…”

[Mr. Annoying @totallyjaded]

@ACLU "Final", you say?

[Mr. Annoying @totallyjaded]

@ACLU "NRA can afford their own lawyers" people are missing the optics of the ACLU defending the NRA.

I hope they slide a donation, so you can send them at least as many "your membership is about to expire!" reminders as you send me.

[Mr. Annoying @totallyjaded]

@AmazonHelp
3 different items in used condition (one still had the shipping label of the customer who returned it -- nice security).
2 different items late.
1 item apparently damaged and not delivered at all.
And that's just this week.
Get it together, @amazon.

[Mr. Annoying @totallyjaded]

@KennedyNation

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@MichiganTea

[Mr. Annoying @totallyjaded]

@billmaher What a blatantly obvious oversight on the part of their documentarians.