local 😘 transmascfemme

god is an octopus shaped like the bean. live mas burger king 🤌 (boring real life twt)

[Shen Comix @shenanigansen]

bro we've been hanging for a minute now you know we keep it real here and so i gotta ask, why do your eyes carry a deep and pervasive sadness

[local 😘 transmascfemme @totallynotlocal]

jin guangyao is FULL of love. bursting with it. a 5'5 piñata of decency and affection

[local 😘 transmascfemme @totallynotlocal]

neither god nor man nor indeed a college class could make me reflect on my strengths and weaknesses, but doing assignments as jgy is surprisingly fun

[local 😘 transmascfemme @totallynotlocal]

this quiz is an anti

[local 😘 transmascfemme @totallynotlocal]

sqq could NEVER. old man my ass sit the fuck down

[local 😘 transmascfemme @totallynotlocal]

got another friend who's older than me to jiejie me. winning

[local 😘 transmascfemme @totallynotlocal]

im gonna eat 14 oreos and go to bed

[local 😘 transmascfemme @totallynotlocal]

@luobinghole . I support ellie rights and wrongs,

[local 😘 transmascfemme @totallynotlocal]

@hyphendotdotdot that would be so cute!!!

[local 😘 transmascfemme @totallynotlocal]

@hyphendotdotdot rachhhhhhh 🫂🫂💋💋 I'm glad y'all had a good enough time that you miss him

[local 😘 transmascfemme @totallynotlocal]

@hyphendotdotdot awwww babe 🫂

[local 😘 transmascfemme @totallynotlocal]

to be fair even if this man ghosts me he did me the service of giving me motivation to shower. so thank u for that

[local 😘 transmascfemme @totallynotlocal]

men on grindr, I need u to text back faster. are we going to fuck or can I take my socks off

[local 😘 transmascfemme @totallynotlocal]

need to have sacrilegious mindbreaking sex with a beautiful t4t. NEED it. but I will settle for a respectable dilf (preferably without children because I feel weird when they're my age)

[local 😘 transmascfemme @totallynotlocal]

[masterpiece of machine logic and puzzle recognition algorithms] hmwell I have an appointment in six hours so I can get nothing done because I'm Getting Ready For Appointment

[local 😘 transmascfemme @totallynotlocal]

I don't care that they're eight minutes late, I care that my pinnacle of evolution brain puts me in a freeze state for said eight minutes because I'm in Waiting Mode

[local 😘 transmascfemme @totallynotlocal]

[shakes myself like a snowglobe]

[local 😘 transmascfemme @totallynotlocal]

very hard to try and be horny when im dealing with like, the washer dryer combo of medication side effects. even my dick is like yeah, no,

[local 😘 transmascfemme @totallynotlocal]

you'd think the rancid vibes generator would be disconnected from the pussy powered brain but currently the most decayed vibes are just. ooh wouldn't it be nice to be atticwifed so I didn't have to make PHONE CALLS-