Luke

#mufc

[Luke @TotalUnited]

Martial with gloves is the best Martial

[Luke @TotalUnited]

£160m of transfer fees + huge wages all left for free

[Chris Wheeler @ChrisWheelerDM]

Man Utd release their retained list confirming the departures of Casemiro, Jadon Sancho and Tyrell Malacia #mufc

[Luke @TotalUnited]

It would have been much better if the team who wear Emirates on their shirts and play at the Emirates stadium won it

[Miguel Delaney @MiguelDelaney]

It is a bit staggering that Qatar just getting to win a second European Cup is now so normalised

https://t.co/zE4JylHue9

[Luke @TotalUnited]

lmaooooo

[Luke @TotalUnited]

I wish our Ten Hag won the league

[UnitedMuppetiers @Muppetiers]

They had their Ten Hag, now they’ll have a coach who is aligned with the recruitment and hierarchy again, they’re still in CL, they have money despite over spending on some questionable players last year. They’ll be much more competitive next season.

[Luke @TotalUnited]

So basically Barca don’t want Rashford because his wages are insane and he can’t be bothered to press…

No one’s going to take him

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

🚨🆕 If Marcus Rashford does not stay at FC Barcelona, the club could save up to more than €40m gross per year in wages through his departure and that of Robert Lewandowski.

Barca want to keep investing. A move for Julian Alvarez is considered financially feasible. Internally, the message is: “There is enough money available!”

Also because the club have been relatively conservative in the last three transfer windows compared to previous years. @SkySportDE 🇵🇱🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Luke @TotalUnited]

Not normal

[Luke @TotalUnited]

Look what happens when you ban gambling sponsors, the era of cool sponsors may be back

[ميدان الأطقم | Midan Al Atqam 👕 @MidanAlAtqam]

🚨| مسرب

🏴󠁧����󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 الطقم الأساسي لنادي أستون فيلا بالراعي الجديد لموسم 26/27

📷| @Maatsenmoons1

[Luke @TotalUnited]

Mad decision and he’s 33 he’ll probably never play another World Cup now

[Alex Crook ⚽️🎙 @alex_crook]

Harry Maguire statement to @talkSPORT I "I was confident I could have played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision . I wish the players all the best 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿"

[Luke @TotalUnited]

English teams possibly winning the Champions, Europa and Conference league….

Spurs and Chelsea won last year

West Ham and City in the same year

The level of finances are just insane

[Luke @TotalUnited]

Funny how this time last year Villa were fuming they missed out on Champions League to Newcastle

[Luke @TotalUnited]

This is either rage bait or a genuine lack of brain cells

[North Bank Nadim @NorthBankNadim]

United were 13pts behind Arsenal when Amorim was sacked.

United are 14pts behind Arsenal today.

But whatever you say, Alice 😂

[Luke @TotalUnited]

@ConnorF1878 Of course they’re going to say that but it’s never that easy. They need to make big sales and he’s clearly fallen out with Howe in some way

[Luke @TotalUnited]

It’s objectively hilarious that he spent 12 years at United and never even tried to improve any skills other than shot stopping

[G @Gideoomatic]

De Gea's career summed up in one play

[Luke @TotalUnited]

@UnitedCalypso_ We haven’t signed a good LB since Shaw so can definitely live with it

[Luke @TotalUnited]

thank fuck

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Pep Guardiola to leave position as Manchester City manager at end of this season. 55yo Spaniard departing after trophy-laden decade & set to be replaced by Enzo Maresca. No official confirmation yet from #MCFC. W/ @SamLee @TheAthleticFC after @MailSport https://t.co/FMjZXxfuPq

[Luke @TotalUnited]

Fuck man time just passes like that, 4 years

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

Then Now

[Luke @TotalUnited]

How have Liverpool let this happen

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜

The agreement is set to be completed.

#CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

[Luke @TotalUnited]

@RichRedVoices Could see Martinez moving on

[Luke @TotalUnited]

Obviously they can’t just use the trefoil for everything because branding marketing etc but it instantly makes most shirts 10x better

[Fred The Red @redfreddevil]

Feel the new shirt would be instantly better with the Adidas Trefoil logo and making the shoulder stripes thinner.

[Luke @TotalUnited]

It’s got to be the most boring kit in a long long time

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

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