totescomcastsupport

We are a Satirical Customer support group much like comcast support. Our motto:
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

[totescomcastsupport @totescomcast]

Thank you for reaching out to us, your tweet is very important. Please hold for the next available tech. #brb https://t.co/nyYMvNayb8

[Xfinity Support @XfinitySupport]

@totescomcast I would like to run some test on your internet and see what is going on . Please Dm the phone

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@andrearomanz ah, the Comcast forums. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. You must be cautious.

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@kristinmuhree That was one time! And it was being your kid to work day!

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@Itskalesbitches you've obviously never tried to get money back from a prostitute.

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@HeroInBlack @EthiopianGenius That's terrible and disrespectful! The nerve! Treating cow diarrhea that way. Your mom would be ashamed.

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@_TheShaw nah, just a high suicide rate.

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@MPemnycuff1974 That's just the hat trick. The trifecta is when we kill your services, keep billing you, and then act like it's your fault.

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@toomanydoves ... As a tech professional, a sentence containing both Comcast and hp printers is Fucking terrifying.

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@anthonypants @fivefifths yeah. That's kind of the unofficial company motto.

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@AUNTJAMIMAA Yeah, wet got him on speaker over here. Funny on this end too.

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@fivefifths A man moved into his new apartment. When he went to get internet, he found only Comcast could service the apt. #campfirestory

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@Rick_Regal @fivefifths we don't charge extra for that. Enjoy.

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@KimHNorris @fivefifths our business model focuses heavily on deals with the devil. It keeps us afloat.

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@AtomKreative We will block your Twitter as soon as we find a way too charge you for it. #ComcastSupportGroup

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@sarahkadulski Sometimes they develop awareness. The noise is sadness when it realizes its role in life. We'll dispatch a tech to euthanize

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@Jee_rad @BrettDoggett @comcast. Shouldn't have tried to get a house Where they don't offer Comcast.

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@alixgregory Not signing up for Comcast in the first place?

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@GivethNoFucketh Did it come back online? #ComcastSupportGroup

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@erik_jenks Wow, a new record for longest customer kept!

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@betchengretchen Our remotes are afraid of the dark, so they steal a piece of the human soul to light up.

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@Imkaneforever there are plenty of other evils: sauron, he who shall not be named, luke skywalker, the Borg.. Not just us. #ShareTheLove