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@NEIL_OLIVER_. Splendid.

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@lemontwittor a) You say that. b) No.

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@mitchwinehouse Time to block perhaps.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Northern Irish comedian Frank Carson has died at home surrounded by "his greatest fans - his extended family" http://t.co/Ww96w53U

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@JulianClary Too camp. Resist at all costs.

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Who else is struggling with Jack Bruce?

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Just before he died we covered my granddad's back in lard. He went downhill quickly after that.

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@WoodFuelCoop Also may be an idea to give our respective phone numbers. Regards... Paul.

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@WoodFuelCoop Great to see I am listed as a distributor but could the Franca Bruno shop also get mentioned.

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If I could source a tog rated balaclava I could turn the centra heating off altogether.

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Also purchased thermal socks (with a tog rating!).

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Cosy toes.

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Just purchased a pair of slippers. My first. Ever.

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@JulianClary Patience is a virtue. So they say.

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

Alice Cooper turns 64 today. Many years ago, he used to babysit Keanu Reeves.

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@BBCScotWeather Thanks for the "Yellow Snow Warning" earlier. Never eat the yellow snow.

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@GizziErskine Keep the fringe. Deffo.

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@GizziErskine But the Roux Legacy is on the Good Food channel.

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@GizziErskine Is that what that stuff was. Don't remember it actually tasting of anything.

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@jayrayner1 The place seems a shame but the "private grief"' sentence may be your best line ever.