Neil Rinder and Lyndon Rott announce X (Twitter) retirement
We have shared a wonderful year as @tothevale but it’s time to move on and start causing problems elsewhere. I leave with great pride that my true identity remains a glorious secret.
Mwahahahahaha
Lots of Love
Gavin
With unrivalled experience it is my duty to mentor other world leaders. This morning I had a delightful catch up with the Spanish Prime Minister to talk about myself.
At the the end of the call he said “Mentor Trott you have huge cajones to do what you do”
“Well….”, I said.
The ESC President says she was left "impressed" after a recent tour of the La Mare de Carteret High School facilities and says it will offer a "good interim temporary home" for the Sixth Form Centre
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* Thinks progress can be made this term addressing the structural deficit.
* Won't be giving up his 8 directorships.
* Amendment to pan-island ombudsman role policy letter incoming.
* Thinks @tothevale is very funny.
In his Guernsey Press column Richard Digard has an opportunity to embrace his man crush and wax lyrical about my exemplary leadership, commercial brilliance and Adonis like physique.
.The promotion of policy on diversity and equal opportunities is thriving under my leadership.
Also, please don’t worry about this situation, I’ll keep an eye on things.
Jersey appoints Ministers for Health, Justice, Home Affairs, Children, Education, Environment, Social Security, Housing, Communities, Internal Development, Infrastructure, Economic Development, Treasury, Resources and External Relations.
Guernsey appoints the Trottzilla. Booyah.
Heartfelt pleas by the people of Jersey to install Lyndon as the next Chief Minister have been devastatingly misunderstood by their Government. Awkward.