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2 Corinthians 6 : 1-10. Southern gentleman. Nationalist.

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@DolioJ A bit concerned given the recent visit to UKR they may try and pin this one on the Ruskies despite it being something totally mundane like DVT or just a heart attack from the stress of travel.

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@SharkFloppKing Huge congrats on the MSM but especially on having a unit that gave enough f's to see you off right man. That speaks volumes.

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@phoenix5time @4nt1p4tt3rn Lol @ saying this with the Jolly Roger in your handle

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@Oilfield_Rando Not to mention that if it had gone down that way the beltway would've been calling for nukes in Moscow by midnight.

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@ArmedJ0y No didn't you know that if you don't celebrate your enemy's life, or at least just say nice things about then when they die, that you're a ghoul?!

*snort laughs*

Long gone are the days of mutual respect between enemies. LG had no honor, no scruples, and he deserves no respect.

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@jerrycurld Live by the sword, die by the sword. Meaning I'm with Gruntpa on this one- it was the monkeypox that got him.

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Kinda odd then that the prosecution wouldn't bring those texts AND their metadata into evidence in prelim then huh? Just screenshots of the texts.

If they requested and got the metadata, the next logical step would be to not only present the texts but also the metadata tying them to Robinson at a point when only he could have access to his devices. But they didn't do that.

Curious.

[Jeff Putnam |✍ @TheJeffPutnam]

Since Flock loves to track our locations, it only seems fair that we know theirs.

Flock Safety's new GA plant is located at 1885 Mitchell Rd, Smyrna, GA 30082

Flock went to great lengths to keep that address hidden.

That probably means it should be public info.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I submitted a requisition form for 3 49-inch curved ultrawide monitors.

The total cost was $4K.

Procurement rejected the request within 10 minutes.

They sent a note saying standard protocol limits IT staff to 2 24-inch flat panels.

I immediately drafted a 6-page manifesto on the dangers of peripheral tunnel vision.

I emailed it to the entire C-suite.

I explained that monitoring a dynamic cyber-threat landscape on flat screens causes severe visual fragmentation.

I said when a hacker attempts a brute-force entry, the malicious code moves horizontally across the network topography.

I told them that a 24-inch monitor physically clips the ends of the payload, making it invisible to the naked eye.

I invented a term called "lateral data leakage."

I claimed that without the parabolic curvature of an ultrawide display, our localized firewalls were essentially blind on the flanks.

I included a heavily doctored heat map that showed our headquarters completely engulfed in red warning zones.

The CFO walked into my office 10 minutes later looking terrified.

He asked if we were currently experiencing lateral data leakage.

I squinted at my tiny, inadequate flat screens and sighed.

I told him I couldn't be sure because my field of vision was artificially constrained by legacy hardware limitations.

I said I felt like a fighter pilot trying to fly through a thunderstorm while looking through a paper towel tube.

He immediately bypassed procurement and authorized the purchase on the corporate card.

The monitors arrived yesterday.

I mounted them in a seamless 180-degree arc on my desk.

It looks like the command deck of a spaceship.

I'm not using them to monitor network topography.

I'm using them to play Microsoft Flight Simulator in ultra-panoramic 4K resolution.

I currently have the autopilot engaged somewhere over the Swiss Alps.

I keep a spreadsheet open on the far-left edge just in case someone walks in.

When people ask why the screens show a highly detailed 3D rendering of a mountain range, I tell them it's a topographical representation of our cloud storage density.

They always nod in awe and slowly back out of the room.

Never let corporate policy stand in the way of your immersive gaming experience.

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@DolioJ He may be an adult but he looks like he'd still fit inside a school locker.

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@Gruntpa Still not sold on the official story, but one thing's for sure- whatever did happen, at least it was quick and almost assuredly painless.

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@ASo1omons Approaching levels of the tism never before seen.

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@UH60Av8tor These days I honestly have no idea either way.

This would be epic proportions if it were Dennis.

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It’s often best just to let people speak and for you to listen.

They’ll tell you exactly who they are.

Christ is King.

[🇮🇱Rabbi Shlomo Goldberg✡️ @SenseiRonined]

Jesus was the first Antisemite and the first Nazi. Period.

[𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 𝔻𝕀𝔸ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕀𝕊 👑 @Dianexis]

The ATF is still gay (derogatory) stop dick riding the new ATF director thinking he's cool. He's not.

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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Amaze amaze amaze.

Seriously one of the best movies I’ve seen in ages.

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@4nt1p4tt3rn Good news is I'm not just a monkey, but a monkey with a keyboard. I'll get crackin on that, thanks for the info.

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@braxton_mccoy Tax remittances at 1000% and this crap stops yesterday.

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@4nt1p4tt3rn Dangit. I figured that was the case. Now I gotta go distro hunting and actually brush up on how to use the dang thing.

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@4nt1p4tt3rn That’s good to know, I appreciate it. At the end of the day the best and only real recourse appears to be use Linux?