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[Marshall Seligmann @Totsdoc]

@rxyanvener Another one. Will is NOT a Sorcerer - he’s a Warlock - and everyone in that crew should know the difference #conformitygate

[Marshall Seligmann @Totsdoc]

@rxyanvener I don’t think I saw this referenced anywhere else - but when Dustin gives the graduation speech, he says that there are “two chaotic alignments, good and evil”. But that’s not true, there are *three* (good, bad, and neutral); the end credits even specifically show a picture of it

[Marshall Seligmann @Totsdoc]

@aaronistan If you “want to avoid the privacy and safety concerns of humanoids in your home” buying a non-humanoid robot with the same features isn’t the solution.

It’s NOT PUTTING ROBOTS IN YOUR HOME.

The robot next to my bed may look like a lamp, but it’s still AI, and it’s listening.

[Marshall Seligmann @Totsdoc]

@Karene_Daniel thank you for a great set on The Lab @kcrw! I’m back home on the east coast this week, awesome to be able to hear it live for a change!

[Marshall Seligmann @Totsdoc]

@MantaSleep @brandon_weiss Yeah I'll second that - it makes it seem like I'm in the #AsSeenOnTV aisle in #CVS next to the #perfectbaconbowl and #AngryMomma microwave cleaner. I think you guys are even using the same font as them? Have some respect for your brand, and more importantly, your customers.

[Marshall Seligmann @Totsdoc]

@ehdannyboy When life gives you lemons
#MenWithBeardsLookingUp

[Marshall Seligmann @Totsdoc]

@joeyalison Mork & Mindy

[Marshall Seligmann @Totsdoc]

@meganrosati Can this happen with the president next? Asking for a friend

[Marshall Seligmann @Totsdoc]

Life goals, y’all https://t.co/f0m7X9vC1R

[NYT Science @NYTScience]

After his career in space exploration, Alan Bean turned to painting. “I think of myself not as an astronaut who paints,” he said, “but as an artist who was once an astronaut.” https://t.co/OKe8gJh3Hs

[Marshall Seligmann @Totsdoc]

@LosFelizDaycare Who’s your source for purple kohlrabi? Asking for a friend

[Marshall Seligmann @Totsdoc]

@_thetextfiles @jamieloftusHELP @allanlasser @biketrouble What if you just cooked dinner for first tinder dates, I’d watch that show

[Marshall Seligmann @Totsdoc]

@googleymoogley Hey hey hey, goodbye!

[Marshall Seligmann @Totsdoc]

@AGoldmund 🤦‍♂️we’re doomed

[ACLU @ACLU]

No law requires this — separating parents and children is your administration’s choice.

Hundreds of kids as young as 18 months are in danger of suffering lifelong trauma.

We won’t let you shift the blame or use families as bargaining chips for your wall. #EndFamilySeparation https://t.co/ixRFgPgCq6

[Marshall Seligmann @Totsdoc]

@hellohappy_time Only if you find it a hat. 🎩

[Marshall Seligmann @Totsdoc]

@MMAdamMartin How about fighters weigh in just before they enter the ring, getting rid of all this weight shedding and dehydration nonsense. Fight at the weight you’re at, not your “dry weight”.

[Marshall Seligmann @Totsdoc]

Saaaaaaame https://t.co/xXj9bY02Gq

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

thank god I'm funny so I can smother all my unresolved issues with jokes instead of actually dealing with them and growing as a person

[Marshall Seligmann @Totsdoc]

My new mentor and role model https://t.co/lLS28WsUF5

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Certainly not flawlessly, but I did it. Never wait in expectation of perfection or you'll wait forever. Do the best you can with what you've got and be one of those who dared rather than those who merely dream. And thank you x https://t.co/Y1beuWwO4N

[Marshall Seligmann @Totsdoc]

Aaaaaand @BrkmstrCylinder wins the internet today https://t.co/sTsjgTxaHI

[Marshall Seligmann @Totsdoc]

🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/YvY25hjZ0p

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

GOP: "If we pass laws making it harder for people to get guns, there will not be fewer guns. People will just figure out a way to get guns illegally."
GOP: "If we pass laws making it harder for women to get abortions, there will be fewer abortions."