darcy

femme vampire

[darcy @touchthorns]

happy #fatfemmefriday

[darcy @touchthorns]

I don’t want to see your alive fathers on your Instagram story

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

i grew up with autism so when teachers & parents talked to me i’d be making youtube poops out of them in my head because i have no respect

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real

[sama @wamaramasam]

when I opened a wig store in auvergne in 1760 everyone called me crazy. but with the overwhelming support of the Lioncourts I now have a thriving small business

[darcy @touchthorns]

@danielsjournals wait omg where was this said ?

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

All of my text messages include ellipses…..To unsettle and disturb the textee…….What nefarious thought lies in the unsaid…….

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

at a point in my life where im kind of just letting whatever happen to me

[margs @sosaneitsinsane]

looking at lestat’s lyrics you can tell he was illiterate as a human

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I must be a child left behind the way her Bush got me stupid

[Nikki Morgen Comix @ducknuk_comic]

Seinfeld "The Strap" 1/2
(repost)

[darcy @touchthorns]

is there a gif of lestat’s crazed bpd jig from the concert yet

[darcy @touchthorns]

@mothishiding fr he doesn’t know it’s #FATBITCHSUMMER

[darcy @touchthorns]

endocrinologist asking me if i want ozempic

[darcy @touchthorns]

@oreoeocat oh beautiful! they are lesbos ❤️

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Patrolman: He just washed up on the beach. No ID, no wallet, nothing. His finger prints and teeth have also been removed

Detective: Ok, just push him back into the water then