jt

Author of the world's most unappreciated twitter

[Tim Sloan @TimSloanDC]

When the Washington Metro opened for service in 1976 it was only 4.6 miles long and 5 stations. If DC Mayor Muriel E. Bowser and Council Chairman Phil Mendelson had been tasked with building Metro back then, it would be an abandoned 4.6 miles of tunnel and tracks. #DCStreetCar

[jt @toupaloops]

@chi_urbanist I feel like they'd have to be called deep dish instead of double decker

[Cadence @Lemommeringue]

Shooting my friend who’s having a heart attack because it’s quicker than calling 911

[Muis 🏳️‍🌈 @mornmuis]

@PeterTwinklage most gay men are out/known to be gay, so i’m not convinced about the hiding part. i think it has more to do with achieving independence, safety that capital provides, and access to friendler social circles

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

not that i would know anything about this

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

So the sidewalks and sewers in Florida will be paid by sales tax?

[Saira @AiWithSaira]

You’re bored because you’re not doing side quests, man.

Life is more than just working and then throwing yourself into bed doing nothing.

Here are 50 side quests to complete:

[Metro Forward @wmata]

Thanks to the new bus network schedules, bus on-time performance so far in FY26 is the best it’s been in FOUR years! 🚌 📈

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Every family has a super academic kid with debilitating ambition that turns out gay

[Adriano InfinityVision Caporusso @AdriCaporusso]

The Bible was very much not written in English

[matt mohn @mattmxhn]

when you see complaints about the VA map good to recall that just a few months ago Texas drew a single district that was as long as Virginia itself to crack the college town of Denton

[Alan Fisher @alanthefisher]

I feel insane, but that this is actually true

[Alan Fisher @alanthefisher]

this is basically my experience with the US and cities

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

We do not build bridges in this country because we see people swimming across rivers.

Stop saying there's "no demand" for fast trains in a country where fast and frequent trains don't exist.

[Hernandy D. Uzumaki @hernandy_s]

Everybody does

[Sam Schulenberg @sam_schulie_1]

Protesting with the American flag rather than lighting them on fire or waving other country’s flags is the easiest cheat code of all time to increase popular support. We love America enough to protest in the cold for it when our leader trounces on it’s foundational values.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can't be overstated how pathetic it is to have your ultimate colonial fantasy just be a strip mall

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio and then call people slurs on the internet

[august @regularaugust]

“People are wearing sweatpants in the airport” is one of the most forced grievances of all time. Cannot imagine why you’d give a shit. Nobody wants to be here anyway

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

This is a marvel of flag design. The inverted chevron matches the shape of the State. The light blue marks the importance of water to the state. The star represents its nickname: The North Star State.

But idiots obsessed with “room temperature IQs” think this is the Somali flag