Old Towel

Student of languages.
Gay AF.
Sometimes fluffy, sometimes scratchy

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@deancain You support brutalizing immigrants and are a loud advocate for Trump's racist white nationalist policies.

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@TheGreatB00ks Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World, so people would learn to think critically.

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@travelingflying Helen of Troy never existed so trying to base this complaint on history is bullshit. Are you going to argue for "historical" depictions of the cyclops, the sirens and Scylla?

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@conor64 You can cast a Black man to play Lincoln. After all, in Hamilton all the Founding Fathers are Black or Latin.

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@JeremiahDJohns The Bicentennial Man, Robin Williams as a helpful robot in a really bad movie

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@realsashastone I have enjoyed Paul Thomas Anderson movies in the past, and I appreciate the talent and skill of the cast and crew, but I really didn't care for OBAA.

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@SketchesbyBoze Never heard of? My child, I have read and own all 3 volumes.

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@mikevwvo @MrPitbull07 HR Pufnstuf, Lidsville, Uncle Croc's Block

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@bluewmist Plagiarism is not cool.

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@BlakeSNeff Why have parents raised their kids to be so helpless? As a latchkey kid in the 70s, I learned how to sew, cook, and do laundry. My generation was raised to be self-reliant; why did we fail to pass on those lessons?

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@ThePosieParker No, my dear, ICE is going after anyone who isn't white, including Native fucking Americans! In case you missed it, Colbert's last show is May 21, so you got your wish.

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@theamelia__ Tell your son to wear warm clothes and to write when he gets a job.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

A runaway trolley is heading down the track. You have a lever. If you pull it left, the trolley will go down a track where President Trump and Kristi Noem are having a conversation unaware of the approaching trolley. If you pull it right, it will run into the equally unaware Pete Hegseth, Stephen Miller, and JD Vance. If you don't pull, 100 people on board will die when the train derails. What do you do?

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@SketchesbyBoze "I'm anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation."

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@Sadie_NC He was brought here as a child, you heartless cunt!

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If you are using the birth of Jesus as a pretext to act ugly, you are doing it wrong.

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@StandUpForTrmp Feces

[The Cobra Chicken🍁 @FrankieSaysNews]

@cmclymer Here is a link to the full story:
https://t.co/EJbH1apdiL

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@Lostmyinhaler2 @HenMazzig Harrassing children is par for the course for the pro-Palestinian crowd. They don't give a shit about Gaza, they just hate Jews.

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@GeoRebekah Nobody thinks Portugal is in South America. This is just rage bait.