Cara Townsend

Testing my own patience (automatically) \\ still a linguist \\ S/W Yorks \\ Burnley FC \\ recent obsession: climbing rocks

[Cara Townsend @townsece]

@chasbfcdarts 100%. Unfathomable substitutions.

[Cara Townsend @townsece]

We're defending a narrow lead. Let's change the back line with 6 minutes to play. 👍

[Jamie Smith @JamieSmithSport]

“What hurts you, hurts me too”

What an insult. How dare Pace pretend Burnley Football Club matters anything like as much to him as it does to us.

Most of us were born Burnley fans and we will die Burnley fans. BFC is an investment to you. Fuck all the way off.

#twitterclarets

[Cara Townsend @townsece]

we've changed the back line mid-game (again) and brought on a 4th(!) full-back 👍

[Cara Townsend @townsece]

3 right backs and no striker 👍

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

Lining up for the Clarets 👥

[Cara Townsend @townsece]

@ValDelamere @ApriiSR Think "getting in the drivers seat (P) implies going on a car journey (Q)"

If I get in a different seat (not P), it doesn't mean I'm not going on a car journey (not Q).

But if I'm not going on a car journey (not Q), I'm probably not sitting in the drivers seat either (not P).

[Cara Townsend @townsece]

@JamieSmithSport could be right back and sonne on the wing, with alleyne and igor cb. but who knows. could be up front for all the sense his line ups have made so far

[Cara Townsend @townsece]

@Sprogley hope you can get out of there sooner rather than later, and that they step into an open sewer on their way home

[Cara Townsend @townsece]

@Sprogley grim 🤐

[Cara Townsend @townsece]

@JamieSmithSport I understand the frustration, but I think the Worrall clamour has a whiff of the Tresor about it. He's never shown anything near good enough in a claret shirt - leadership or ability - he's looked completely bored. If he's the answer, then the question needs rewriting.

[Cara Townsend @townsece]

@DreHarrison101 I always forget how much I enjoy your writing when I'm not locked in on motorsport. Great article, Dre, and happy birthday!

[Cara Townsend @townsece]

@jamiesmiff I'm sorry, I'm with them. I didn't need to be made to jump out of my skin to tell me dry grass is flammable. There was not imminent danger, nor an action I needed to take. For informational, preventative alerts, a different system without a blaring siren would be more suitable.

[Cara Townsend @townsece]

@CeeElexF @BMJYorston The 3.2% starting value is a variable rate indexed to RPI. Every percentage point above that is unadultarated profit above inflation. The interest on my student loan is - and always has been - a higher rate than my mortgage.

[Cara Townsend @townsece]

@TheBobLordView "CLARES" 🫠

[Cara Townsend @townsece]

@chuckob_ I think the styling (and current logo) is vibecoded as there was a redesign last year, but I can confirm the janky payment and delivery scheduling system has existed since pre-AI and is entirely unchanged.

[Cara Townsend @townsece]

@DreHarrison101 Thanks, Dre! Been a busy one this year, but I'm lurking about ❤️

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

Mexico | Welcome to Dan Burn | Headers ● Blocks ● Bicycle kicks to the head | HD | 2026

[Cara Townsend @townsece]

@IdleandWild the kit is a symptom of the same disease

[Cara Townsend @townsece]

@hosikita You are right, but it is more like [tɒʔnəm] in English - I'm almost certain the glottalisation is mandatory if the middle vowel is elided here. So I guess the word as recorded cannot be spoken "correctly" (in the ears of pedants) in either language.

[Cara Townsend @townsece]

@JamieSmithSport I think you've misread the tweet (which is easily done as the clarification comes after the "most expensive" declaration); this is a ranking of each clubs' cheapest ST option, subsequently ordered by most expensive. Burnley's entry would be at £362 I believe.