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[Kat @kitkat4xl]

Take your age, multiply it by 2, and add 40. Thats the youngest age you should date

[gabriel @malikzones]

BOYBANDS ARE SO BACK

[roni 🇵🇸🇧🇷 @CHRlSTITTIES]

“it was a g.i. jane joke” might be the funniest sentence ever uttered

[Oontz Oontz @NaurCleoor]

@SomaKazima2 Shrodingers gender reveal

[Quency Medellin🫧 @_Saquence]

Lmaoooo this gets me every time

[adam ⭒ @adxmnxx]

i'm supporting france tomorrow since transport for LONDON robbed me with £14

[AC 🇫🇷 @AC2802M]

Thank God it’s not snowing imagine shovelling snow in this heat

[zoë bread @zoebread]

i’ve never seen a picture of a group of people sat around a table at a restaurant that wasn’t a terrible picture

[nick cutter @shhitsasecretsh]

@N104AP How do you know if someone's been hanging around too long unless you've been hanging around just as long yourself

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Why do certain apps think they can pause my music…you’re nothing and no one

[nexel @luxurious_nexel]

gender is such a stupid concept why does our society expect people to be a certain way because of their reproductive organs and why does everyone just accept it

[angie @hotsoggi]

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

How does that map in the mall always know where I am?

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

Make the CEO of Microsoft stay signed in.

[ٰ @daergp]

real music lovers don’t care about the lyrics

[🙄 @pastaxprince]

GOD HAS SMILED DOWN UPON ME

[Ashtonexi @Ashtonexi]

Me looking at my old notes where I solved derivatives and integration in my prime: