alice da coolest

bipolar geoscience student 𓏵

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@piinkzluvsu "ur reposts r cringe" oh no!

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@yaepraisings i'm somehow most icked by the way she licked/sucked?? the grape out of the bowl

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@TylorStankley2 you cannot guilt trip me into supporting ai by showing me a child with a prosthetic that existed before the takeover!!

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@lovestuary i carry a tote with me everywhere i go and i've never gotten any questions lol

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@juasanalghaib people who pull back between every kiss just for flair should be chemically castrated

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@nrmtenjoyer i mean i would agree with this post if it wasn't the exact same for men lol like you wouldn't say "man firefighter" i think you're just discovering like the english language. and that's okay

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@torturebyrosesz half of these are actual shapes and then there's "leggy" "athletic" "slender" like okay you can be all 3 of those things and still have a rectangle so what now

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@fangirlhhq not enough foreplay for them

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@SomaliSasuke like immigrant owned businesses haven't existed for decades before ai mind you like what where they doing?? etching it on the wall with a rock??

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@missgurlvdaworl please delete this you look more than retarded. there's still time

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@LexShortBread ava has always been a bad person lol i got into it w her on a few occasions on my alt before i got sussed

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@J00NM3TAL sorry even if it was referring to an actual familial relationship i #dontcare

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@PapiKamikaze please don't start this actually men are already fetishizing man haters they don't need their hands on celibates too

[alice da coolest @toyparfait]

@tazemen if i ever send someone even a slightly flirty text and get an "umm what" im putting myself on a sex offender registry as a violent rapist

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bodycam videos having a 10:1 ratio of women in suggestive poses crying with titles like "EVIL PSYCHO BITCH KAREN gets OWNED by ALPHA COP" and men just kind of yelling with regular titles

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@ZZILCH i know they have big eyes because they're ponies but pony eyes aren't even that big lol

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@jeremymonline you don't get it because you're a grown ass adult man with hair on your balls and slime is for children like let's think for a second.

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@moidragonslayer and half of them don't even know it!!

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@pinktangrine girl be careful they're telling you vape detectors don't go off but i graduated last year and they ALLLWAYS DID all 4 years. fan the smoke and leave the SECOND ur done cuz it's not likely they'll check cameras to see who set it off if they go in there and find no one

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@SussedSponge THEY CANT TSKE THE GOOD PLACE FROM ME