Tom Patterson

Cake makin since 85

[Campaign Media Awards @CxMediaAwards]

The winners of TV Sales Team of the Year are @Channel4 #CampaignMedia

[Tom Patterson @tpatz85]

@davidamodio we won owt?

[Tom Patterson @tpatz85]

Strong work @DonnaInspire @InSpireWalworth #homeless https://t.co/RLTfPIJUcz

[News UK @NewsUK]

Please dig deep to sponsor #NewsUK COO @DaveDins taking part in @RobesSleepout for #homeless https://t.co/iDV5WY4aDF

[The Independent @Independent]

Sweden's deputy prime minister cried while she announced the country's refugee U-turn https://t.co/LmxVzY0cW3

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

Sweden's Deputy PM broke down in tears when she announced that her country would have to reduce its refugee intake.
https://t.co/Kvr7wLDoqq

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

Rum, water, lettuce, vinegar and the secret ingredient... SALT. It's Moroccan. #PeepShow

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

When you have no sympathy for your promiscuous friend... #PeepShow https://t.co/ego1HRQ429

[Tom Patterson @tpatz85]

Last seen Saturday night Sunday morning at your gaff @HootanannyBrix #help #lost #brixton

[Tom Patterson @tpatz85]

@HootanannyBrix have you seen this hat? It's her favourite #lost #help #brixton

[Tom Patterson @tpatz85]

@DanKaszeta @shitlondon opposite the cop shop?

[Tom Patterson @tpatz85]

Just having a nice little relaxing smoke of crack #superhans #peepshow

[Tom Patterson @tpatz85]

@JohnJoAhern @tirving77 the ones that got away https://t.co/r9xURgPMZC

[Kabuto Noodles @KabutoNoodles]

Spotted our new rice pots in @sainsburys this evening!

[Tom Patterson @tpatz85]

@shitlondon this is a post box #junkmail

[Tom Patterson @tpatz85]

Sort code & bank account we wire you the monies directly #phonejacker #facejacker

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

XMAS CAT NAME SALE

Pillau Nice
Django Untrained
Kenny Mousetits
Gas Board Shitstorm

£8.00 each per annum

[Tom Patterson @tpatz85]

@TheLastLeg smashing it! Haven't laughed and agreed more with anything ever #IsItOK

[Tom Patterson @tpatz85]

@HarrietHarman you are my local councillor. If I vote for you will you ensure #Assad stops using #chemicalweapons ?

[Tom Patterson @tpatz85]

@chilternrailway what a horrific end to a wonderful weekend. Stuck at Banbury on an overcrowded train with no working toilets #chilternfail

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

#fracas

[Tom Patterson @tpatz85]

Call Mi A #Yardie playing in the vic @_IanBeale_ selling cans of #ting in the chip shop? #EastEnders gon #southlondon