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the person you are trying to reach could not find their AirPods and therefore did not pick up the phone. sorry

[pilotJones🧘🏽‍♂️ @hanleykevon]

Most 9-5s don’t require 9-5. You end up just dragging out tasks for the duration of the day because you have to be there anyway.

[Optimus Fine 💫 @Lauren_Levi]

Maybe Bianca has more influence than we give her because this is very coded 😅

[våmp @tplain_]

@Niecy_90 Depends .
If you’re innocent - call Puleng
If you did it, go on and give Annaliese that deposit immediately

[våmp @tplain_]

@KryptKeeper21 @FilmUpdates And Ashanti came a filmed a movie in my hometown last year . C’mon a revival!

[phil @snarkilytm]

Tyla keeps asking y’all not to call her black.

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

me and the man that traumatized me

[våmp @tplain_]

@_osorio23 Gatekeeping one letter a time

[våmp @tplain_]

@_osorio23 damn. This too embarrassing. I’d hav to break up her

[RunnerEye @RunnerEyeYT]

this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

[våmp @tplain_]

THIS IS SO TRUE 🤍💓

[ShawtyAstrology🧚🏽✨ @shawtyastrology]

🌔♍️ virgo moons & the types of things they NEED in order to feel loved and safe: ♍️🌔

- be thoughtful✨
- remember the little things about them✨
- use words of affirmation towards them✨

- acknowledge the advice they give you
- make communication one of THE MOST important things in your relationship✨

- create a safe space for them when they're feeling anxious✨
- exercise with them✨

- help them do their chores✨
- run errands with them✨
- write them love letters✨

- give them compliments on the little things you notice about them✨
- make them a home-cooked meal✨
- buy them little things when you’re running errands that you know they’d like ✨

[Austine @theereal_one]

Non confrontational people actually move so foul

[mama(to-be) strawberry 🍼🍓 @honeybunwife]

going to be a hater for a second and say im starting to get worried about the perpetual adolescence we are all living through 😭 i like silly stuff, i love whimsy and fun but something about this specifically is giving me pause

[buraq🍉🇸🇩 @hluebucks]

y'all gon hate me if i say this is white supremacist/capitalist thinking

[Hilary Banks @soniamariesays]

The hot wood chopping dude on TikTok just taught me a great analogy about how women and men have to approach the world differently in terms of safety and...

[TheRionsEye @therionseye]

Virgo,Aquarius,Gemini

[Lexie @starbrightfemme]

This is the most devastating post I have ever had to write. My beloved grandma passed away on Friday, March 15th. I am organizing a gofundme to pay for her memorial expenses. Please donate if you are able & share this tweet. Thank you all for loving her. https://t.co/nBXuo3c3xb

[derek walker @dereklwalker]

An agency I was working at announced in a company-wide meeting that they were going to lay off 70 employees. They went over the reasons why this was needed.

The CEO asked if their were any questions.

My hand shot up.

(Read your policy manual. Learn basic tenets of business)

[Hampton Institute @HamptonThink]

78% of people in the US are now living paycheck-to-paycheck, while the 400 richest people added another $500 billion to their $4.5 trillion net worth last year.

Capitalism is working as intended, and this will only get worse if we allow it to continue.

[em @shinywiglett]

this hits so hard! ❤️‍🔥