the pitt s2 has now suddenly become completely unrealistic for the fact that not a single person all shift brings up taylor swift’s wedding the day before
Hey! I'm so glad you reached out. I'm actually at capacity/helping someone else who's in crisis/dealing with some personal stuff right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for you. Could we connect later instead/Do you have someone else you could reach out to?
I enjoy Taylor swift a healthy amount like I will sob in my car to epiphany till the cows come home but there’s a sinister light in her eyes not unlike that of an anglerfish’s lure that tells me she microwaves hamsters whenever Joe pisses her off
The Miami Marlins had “Bring Your Pup to the Park” day and one dog got caught on TV casually enjoying a hot dog, while the dog behind him stared like he was witnessing the greatest injustice of his life