Chubbs

Manc.

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

I felt a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of weans were suddenly turned against their das

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[Footy Scran @FootyScran]

Bombay sandwich - Balti pie and a samosa with mint and chilli sauce in a roll at FC United of Manchester (@FCUnitedMcr)

💷 £5

[No Question About That @nqatpod]

This 👇

[Paul Manc Bald and Bred @MufcWonItAll2]

Onana moving on loan to Turkey.

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Celebrating a winner in front of the away end after being called a feathered wanker all game.

[Andy Sims @AndyCSims]

West Ham fans who left early aren’t being allowed back in

[Mark @MarkyMark_Mufc]

Ones a goal to Bournemouth.Ones a Penalty to Bournemouth and a red Card

[Chubbs @tpy11]

@MRIRBT But that's my point. They're the same kind of foul. Amad's is more of a push, with more contract. They can't be different decisions. Bar the card - if you give both, truffett would be yellow, Maguire a red.

[Chubbs @tpy11]

That's a softer push than the one on Amad. Still a pen. But fuck off.

[Chubbs @tpy11]

@MRIRBT But there was a pull, push and legs. That's why VAR is there no? It's clear and obvious. And more than Maguire's (also a pen).
You can't give one and not the other in the same game. 😂

[Gordon Murphy @Lordmuca]

That Amad call has to be one of the worst this season. That Var didn't call it is just sheer incompetence. A confederacy of dunces.

[No Question About That @nqatpod]

Orwellian double-speak in action

[Dan Secatore @DanSecatore]

Got to write about American economic imperialism and bash Derek Jeter at the same time. So, you know, good day.

https://t.co/Gsg0XFyCnu

[Mortician - World Domination @vessel_deserted]

@Danny_McMoomins The architect of Moss Bros’ deposit policies watching these every year:

[Anthony Shaw @anthonyfdshaw]

Obv the Dan Burn elbow and the Joelinton red card are going to disappear into the abyss like the handball at weekend.

[Chubbs @tpy11]

@MRIRBT I wondered why you messaged. 😭

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

Ngl I was worried the lads would crumble before kick off. Most teams are already beaten when they hear North London Forever, as they have been for generations.

[Chubbs @tpy11]

That might be the worst penalty ever.