Tracy

Jets fan, Rangers fan, Jewess, punk rocker, coder, New Yorker.

This is a 140 character love letter, straight from my heart.

[Tracy @tracy_eff]

Me: Mentions whatever punk band I went to see this month
Other people: "I didn't even know they were still a band."

[Josh Isaac @JoshIsaacMC]

Small community kosher restaurant name brainstorms be like:

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

it’s only a flagrant if it’s against the wemby region of france. otherwise it’s just a sparkling no-call

[My So-Called Life @MSCLquotes]

"Pre-menopause? What, is that like, pre-death?"

[TPS @TotalProSports]

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"I never watched a New York Jets game"

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Busy day for Jewish moms who were charged with the task of informing every single person in the United States that Jack Hughes is Jewish.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

DtMF stands for da time in the middle of football

[Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell]

Green Day have to be the only band to play 924 Gilman and the Super Bowl

[Tracy @tracy_eff]

Green Day opening for Bad Bunny? Our punk rock, Puerto Rican household is pleased.

[Rich Cimini @RichCimini]

The Jets finished the first half with 18 pass yards, their 5th half this season with 20 pass yards or fewer. No other team has more than 2, per ESPN Research. #Jets

[Tracy @tracy_eff]

Welcome to the NFL, Brady Cook. You get to play QB on the most thankless NFL team at which you can play the position.

[JetCast @JetCastPod]

We know buddy....

We know

[Damien Woody @damienwoody]

This is a DARK, DARK place for the Jets franchise and that’s saying something!

[Heimish Humor @HeimishHumor]

Whatever my wife wants, she gets. I have shalom buy it.

[New York Jets @nyjets]

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repost & follow to win!! #GreenandWhiteSweepstakes Rules: https://t.co/96qewrE473

[Tracy @tracy_eff]

Have you ever watched a great movie on Monday night, and on Wednesday morning find yourself in the elevator with an actor from that movie? New York City, baby!

[Reel Big Fish @ReelBigFish]

#reelbigfish

[Tracy @tracy_eff]

Happy Purim + Women's History Month

[shoshana || שושנה @TheTonightSho]

new theory is that God appears less in Ruth+Esther not because of lessons in Hashgacha Pratis but because women just get shit done. God only appears in stories about men because the men do NOTHING and God has to be like 'ok here's a GIANT SIGN to point you in the right direction'

[Tracy @tracy_eff]

Yes, this is an Eishet Chayil cartoon (!!!)

[The New Yorker Humor @newyorkerhumor]

DC, Marvel, step aside and make way for the Wife of Valor.
https://t.co/WQWDhN80Fz

[City of New York @nycgov]

How it feels living in a walkable city:

[Tracy @tracy_eff]

Randi Kaye's segments on CNN remain the best thing that happens on New Year's Eve