Trading Kellys

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[Trading Kellys @tradingkelly]

Never been more exited for a concert than @NeilDiamond! There are 3 generations of fans here!

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@eatinginsd How do you choose? Deciding b/w Urban Eats and Super Q. Waiting for Queen after 'Satisfaction' is over.

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@ultimatestones You guys are killing it! The sun is going down but you guys are blowing up!

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@UltimateStones How soon can we expect The Rooster?

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@UltimateStones We're here, 'Stones! Waiting for the faux Police to get off the stage and let you guys take over!

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@melissamcewen Although untested, I'm very confident that Dr. Kruse's writing style makes more sense after ingesting a large dose of THC.

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@adamgopnik Incredible piece this week. Powerful, beautiful writing on a shameful, horrific subject. Thanks for the great work.

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@bengleib That is a very good idea. Your guest-less podcast was non-stop hilarity: "If you want to stop being eaten, stop being delicious."

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@Martinberkhan I hope you've already seen this epic display of Fuckarounditis. It lives on! http://t.co/f5KRsB8O

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@Martinberkhan ...on a very-low-calorie diet helps preserve muscle mass? The aminos trigger muscle in an otherwise starvation environment?

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@Martinberkhan Interesting setpoint theory of lean tissue here: http://t.co/PpPzACSa Could explain why BCAA supplementing...

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.@FightMeLautner vs. The Wolf? "@taylorswift13 Something I've been VERY excited about for a VERY long time will be happening VERY soon."

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At the giant white cross on Mt Soledad for the lunar eclipse. One religious event deserves another. #sd #eclipse

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@FightMeLautner The Wolf is taunting you. http://t.co/2mAmrBtI

[Mark_Sisson @Mark_Sisson]

The Primal Blueprint 30-Day Challenge begins today! Get in the best shape of your life and win cool prizes along the way.

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#RedState going with Badger and Skyler. Anything other Breaking Bad connections, @ThatKevinSmith? I didn't see the Chicken Man or Saul.

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But washing it down with @pepsi solved that. "The in-husk corn turned out delicious---like chewy HFCS without the mercury and liver damage."

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"Anal Penetration = Eternal Damnation"! Bullshit! Art is truth! Truth is art! There's no truth in this art! @ThatKevinSmith #RedState

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Forgot the visual evidence. #RedState @ThatKevinSmith @smosier #SDBlackout http://t.co/8cYku5t

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#RedState locked & loaded. My wife is cranking the manual popcorn maker while I enjoy the stuff that's stalled @ThatKevinSmith's career.