Byron the Bloodrider

Cinephile. Bibliophile. Insomniac. Jedi. Dothraki. Nazgul. Wizard. Pokemon trainer. Dragonborn. Kaldorei. Space Cowboy.

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I begin to assemble what weapons I can find, 'cause sometimes to stay alive you've gotta kill your mind. #twentyonepilots

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You know im such a fool for you..

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You can run away with me any time you want. ;)

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

“Shooting Instructor Fatally Shot with Uzi by 9-Year-Old Student”. Wow, a thing like that could make giving a 9-year-old an Uzi seem unwise.

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Corksoakin' melonfarmer!

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Nipples usually get hard in waffle house.

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What you do on your own time is just fine, my imaginations much worse.

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I am jacks inflamed sense of rejection.

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Things that are pissing me off today: stupid people, stupid people in relationships, and stupid people on Facebook. And words ending in -ism

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I love my job.

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I recently moved closer to my bank. I just thought it would be easier to laugh all the way there.

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She was pretty from her head to her footknuckles.

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We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.

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I'm not a self help book, I'm just a fucked up kid.

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I'm not sad anymore, I'm just waiting.

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"Bob had bitch tits."

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Baby, seasons change but people don't.