Alan

31. gay. I’m just reading 911 and HR fanfics. He/Him. 18+

[Cherry ☆︎ 911 ☆︎ BI BUCK @ravibuckleydiaz]

"You guys are taking bets on how long they're gonna keep fighting aren't you?" PLEASE EVERYONE AT THE FIREHOUSE 100% HAS A BET GOING ON FOR WHEN BUDDIE FINALLY GET TOGETHER IM SCREAMING. #911onABC https://t.co/mh0j7l4npl

[AO3 Status @AO3_Status]

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[dan @Dansplainer]

a small vial labeled POISON with a skull on it would hit the spot right now

[Alan @tragicinsect]

I haven’t been on this account in forever and all my followers are bots now. Yay me

[serena 🦘 @seekerofdreams_]

Here’s some shocking news: we can love both couples

[spencer (top 0.1% of spencers) @hoddsuspenders]

Feeted Rivalry (2025)

[Alan @tragicinsect]

Why two Jhoto starters

[Serebii.net @SerebiiNet]

Serebii Update: The starter Pokémon for Pokémon Legends Z-A are Chikorita, Tepig & Totodile https://t.co/NWlAdn5F0o

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

GEORGIA BEATS TEXAS IN SEC CHAMPIONSHIP WITH WALKOFF TD 😱 https://t.co/VxpEqVQVsq

[Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball]

HOW BOUT THEM DAWGS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball]

Ticket Punched 🎟️

#GoDawgs

[Alan @tragicinsect]

Holy Shit UGA won

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

MICHIGAN DEFEATS OHIO STATE FOR THE 4TH STRAIGHT YEAR 😳

[Alan @tragicinsect]

I’m over there too.

[Alan @tragicinsect]

@bssychan What the hell

[Alan @tragicinsect]

@gay_pnw We both will. Oh my god

[Alan @tragicinsect]

@ChrisETeigen Not even close

[Alan @tragicinsect]

I’m still alive but I don’t really exist anymore.

[Alan @tragicinsect]

Losing my hair has destroyed my confidence so bad

[Alan @tragicinsect]

My storage unit is finally emptied for the first time in 3 years